I'm not accustomed to these so-called
smart phones, nor do I particularly want to use them. But seeing they're a primary means of communication here, I
must.
That said, my name is Aziraphale. And for the last two days I've been trying to redecorate my flat, but every morning it returns to its original,
modern furnishings. It's frustrating, indeed. There's got to be a way to make the improvements
permanent.