Okay, you know what, fuck it.
Hi, I'm Richie - I was bad-touched by literal, actual, true evil and now have psychic visions. Sometimes they're not good and sometimes they're - somewhat neutral, but not terrible and sometimes they're okay. I've seen Pirate Island, Candyland, and Dinosaur Whatever before the hotel was dropped there but those were just random visions that hit me over the head like a baseball bat and I want to get better at them, and dealing with this shit.
So. I found a deck of tarot cards in one of the basement rooms filled with
junk; they came with instructions and I'm going to practice. Thursday nights, I'll be in the library. If you have a question, I can
try to answer. Probably not exact answers because Telling the Future doesn't work that way but - it's guidance, and practice for me, so everyone wins?