Crown Plaza IC

Have I just stepped into the Twilight Zone?

I am SO beyond dead if I don't get back.
My parents will ground me until I'm in the next life!

I'd say this might as well just happen; getting swept up into some -- hotel dimension. It's just the kind of weird shit that'd happen after falling asleep on an invisible plane.

But for that hotel to be parked outside one of the biggest shows of capitalism that the midwest has to offer? Fuck.

Double fuck, even, because I'm going to have to go get Cinnabon.

There are eleven coffee places in this mall.

( Filtered to Luther, Allison, Klaus, and Vanya Hargreeves, and Lila Pitts )

[Hargreeves + Lila & Ava]

When I got back to our room tonight, Diego's stuff was gone. I'm pretty sure he disappeared with this round of the hotel's fucking with us.

Unless you're just in a different room now, Diego. If you are, check in, okay?

I might have grabbed a ton of Christmas decorations from the mysterious gift shop. Do you want to decorate our room?

I'm not imagining stuff, right? There are jellyfish in the sky?

All this rain reminds me of home.

Headcount!

Who's in the hotel? Who's outside (and why? Do you need help getting back?)? Or, do you know of anyone who's outside that might not be able to reply to this?

Edit: Is anyone injured?




[OoC: Imagine this was posted last night, just after Klaus's post]

Why are people still going outside? There are dinosaurs out there. They can eat you.

( Diego )

This place doesn't have close to enough of those slushy things.

There's a fucking monster in the hedge maze and it KILLED DEAN.

Luther? Diego? Klaus? Vanya?

Anyone?

[Umbrella Academy]
Thoughts on Candyland craziness?

Who: John Constantine and Klaus Hargreeves
Where: Psychedelia
When: Thursday
What: Just a couple of blokes looking for an interesting time.
Status: On-going
Warnings: TBD (likely language and probably drugs)

( Skip straight to the chorus... )

WHO: Killian & Klaus
WHAT: Having some dranks
WHERE: Main floor bar
WHEN: Backdated to Killian's arrival
WARNINGS: Nah!
STATUS: Complete

( rum is the reason )

Happy Birthday to us!

And Ben's gone.

[Hargreeves]

My violin showed up.

Now this is some powerful magic if I've ever seen it. A curse, perhaps? Got to love those. I don't sense any Evil Queens with admirable fashion sense or rapidly decaying lizards pretending to be human, so - now it's another puzzle to figure out entirely.

I'd say I'd love to enlist the help of whatever attractive person is available to give me a tour, but there's not much to tour so I'll just inquire as to which attractive person wants to plow me with information.

I wonder if we get to keep the things we've acquired here. (Not necessarily the clothes, but they've technically been acquired.) For that matter, I wonder if you put something outside when this RV Hotel is parked in its garage if the stuff will be there when it returns to its spot. Unless we're stuck here, I guess I'll find out if I get to keep my new teapot or not. It'd be a nice souvenir and reminder of a card game well played, if nothing else. And it's not like I'll get anything from home. I don't have anything to get.

Thought I'd let everyone know - if you're one of those worried about me and my fire, you might want to steer clear of the ballroom for the next hour or so. I'm going to be using it for an experiment with one of the ghosts. Or maybe on one of them would be better.

To make it up to anybody who might actually use that room - there's food in the dining room. Roast, potatoes, vegetables, and a pie. Help yourselves to it.