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Feb. 23rd, 2012


[info]humanincarnate

Text Message to Lucifer

I figured I should at least say hi. I didn't see much point in replying to that post of yours, really, but it seemed rude to just ignore you.

[immediately after]
So I'm here, if you want to talk or something like that. Way I see it, there's no reason for the two of us to have to fight like we have most other times we've met. Unless you want to, of course.

[info]thebratwonder

Accidental Mass Text - Meant for Jason Todd

I am probably the last person you'd expect to get a text from, but I have no one else to talk to. Everyone I'd talk to over here are either dead or pre-occupied or were sent home. Steph is a wreck over Barbara and Raven and I wish there was something I could do, but I just feel fucking useless. I don't like feeling useless. I despise not knowing what to do. </s>And then there's Tim...</s>I just don't know what to do.

Feb. 22nd, 2012


[info]the_waywardson

Voice text to Ruby, Dean, and Claire )

Feb. 21st, 2012


[info]thebratwonder

Stephanie Brown, you have ONE new message )

Feb. 20th, 2012


[info]the_waywardson

Dean Winchester, you have one new message )

Ruby Winchester, you have one new message )

[info]goingonfacebook

Jason Todd, you have THREE new messages )

[info]savedbythering

Elena Gilbert, you have ONE new message )

[info]mother_hunter

Text to Sam Winchester

Sam Winchester you have ONE new message )

[info]the_waywardson

Claire Winchester, you have two new messages )

[info]newbornbree

Text to Jasper Hale

Jasper Hale, you have ONE new message )

Feb. 18th, 2012


[info]classicrockkid

[Text sent to Molly]
Hi.

Feb. 15th, 2012


[info]dream_bigger

Arthur, you have one new message )
Tags: ,

Feb. 14th, 2012


[info]righteousman

( Text Messages to Emma )

Sorry for being a dick yesterday.

( a few seconds later )
It's not an excuse, but there was a lot of shit going on.

( a few seconds after that )
But, like I said, that's not an excuse, and I'm sorry.

[info]butiwaswrong

Parker, you have one new message )


Emma, you have 3 new messages )

[info]ifimnothungry

text messages to mac taylor, molly hooper, & nathan wuornos. )

text message to john watson )

[info]letshavedinner

Text Message for Sherlock Holmes. )

Mental Message for Charles Xavier. )

[info]nowredrobin

Text to Stephanie Brown

Hey. I'm pretty sure I already know the answer to this but...are you okay?

[sent directly after]
Do you need anything?

[info]redarrow_harper

Mass Text to Helena Bertinelli, Stephanie Brown & Tim Drake

Someone has to get over to Babs' now! I'd go, but I can't leave Lian alone.

Feb. 13th, 2012


[info]goodatcharms

Text to Remus, Severus and Sirius

Are you safe?

[info]momentouschild

Mass!Text - Meant for the Doctor; Sent to everyone

Doctor, are you busy? Because I could really use your help.

[immediately after]
Like, right now. Right, RIGHT now.

[immediately after that]
It's just that, well, there's zombies. In the TARDIS.

[immediately after that]
Just thought you should know.

Feb. 12th, 2012


[info]the_waywardson

Claire Winchester, you have one new message )

Feb. 11th, 2012


[info]thisismyofframp

Text Message for Owen Harper

You are the deadest man in all of Deadonia.

Feb. 10th, 2012


[info]goallbuffyonus

Left for Dean Winchester )

[info]imatwat

Mass File Send.

[ late in the evening, everyone receives a PDA shot video of Owen attempting to rescue an underwear clad Cordy from a bathroom vine jungle complete with snake and oversized scorpion. there are a number of curses as well as some vague, hurtful comments about the size of Owen's penis in relation to the sword that he picked to wield, but the majority of the video, shaky as it is shot, is a nearly naked Cordelia freaking out in frame. And thus reinitialize roommate wars. ]

[info]thisismyofframp

Text Messages for Owen Harper

So I really hope you're home. Because if you aren't, you need to be. Now.

[immediately after]
And if you could open my bathroom door, that would be great. Oh! And bring a really big knife. Or sword. Or machete. Or maybe even all three.

[immediately after that]
Because I'm stuck inside. And wrapped in vines. And I'm pretty sure there's a giant snake at my feet.

[and immediately after that]
And a scorpion the size of my head that's a few feet above my head.

[a few seconds later]
Did I mention I don't want to die again? Because I really don't. Not even a little. The first time was bad enough. Definitely not looking for round two, here. Just saying.

Feb. 9th, 2012


[info]doesntcount

Text to John Watson )

[info]humanmapquest

Text Message for Jack Harkness

Text Message for Jack Harkness )

Feb. 8th, 2012


[info]ifimnothungry

Mass Texts to John Watson, Irene Adler, Molly Hooper, Mycroft Holmes, Mac Taylor, & Nathan Wuornos

There are five rather angry gunmen following me.

[ a few seconds later ]
Four

[ a minute later ]
Three

[ a few seconds later ]
Two, but one looks like he's considering running away.

[ immediately after that ]
And he did.

[ a few seconds later ]
Wuornos, you might want to send a unit to 7th street. There's a bit of a mess to clean up.

Feb. 6th, 2012


[info]pad_foot

Eames: You have one new message )

Lily: You have one new message )


[info]righteousman

( Text Messages to Crowley )

So, Claire and I have a difference of opinion, that she's clearly wrong about by the way, so I need you to settle something.

( a few seconds later )
The Giants totally made a deal with a Crossroads Demon, right?

( a few seconds after that )
Or Tom Coughlin did? Or Eli Manning? Or some crazy fan? Or someone?

( a few seconds after that )
Because that's the only logical explanation for what just happened.

Feb. 4th, 2012


[info]whoeveryouwant

Text Message for Charles Xavier

Okay, I give. I've been all over this stupid house. WHERE ARE YOU?!?

[immediately after]
Because I'm bored. And can't sleep. And did I mention I'm bored? Because I'm seriously BORED.

[a few seconds later]
You better not be in some kind of trouble. Or kidnapped. Or both. I'm bored but I'm not up to either plotting a rescue or providing an alibi because of some suddenly mentally deficient kidnapping wannabes.

Feb. 3rd, 2012


[info]shesavedme

Edward Cullen, you have ONE new message )

Feb. 2nd, 2012


[info]tolovealamb

Text to Allice Cullen

Alice Cullen, you have one new message )

Feb. 1st, 2012


[info]willthatbeall

( Text Messages to Mycroft Holmes )

Sir, there are ferrets trying to reorganise my files.

( a few seconds later )
I imagine they think they're being helpful, be they really aren't.

( a few seconds after that )
I would have told you this in person, but your umbrella is standing guard outside your door and refuses to allow anyone in.

( a few seconds after that )
I'll try to talk some sense into it before your eleven o'clock meeting.

( a few seconds after that )
As I just said I'm going to try and reason with your umbrella, perhaps it would be preferable to simply reschedule your appointments.

[info]thisismyofframp

Text Message for John Constantine

[ooc: sent after this]

I'm closing down the shop. The magic books are organizing themselves and giving me advice.

[immediately after that]
Oh! And let's not forget the flock of birds that are dusting the back room, too.

[a few seconds later]
And if you find any fur in the daily reports, blame the rabbits, not me.

[info]1ofthegoodguys

Text Message to Buffy Summers

I was just woken up by a bloody deer and I don't mean one of Luna's paper animals. A real sodding Bambi! It just made my bed.

[info]itsnotinme

Text Message to Caroline Forbes.

There's a flock of birds in the kitchen doing the dishes. Please come home.

[info]imatwat

Text Message to Cordelia Chase.

The coffee pot is talking to me.

[ a few seconds later ]
Did you put something in my food last night?

[info]ifimnothungry

Text Message to Mycroft Holmes.

There is a raccoon in my room. It appears to be tidying up. SH

[ a few seconds later ]
Tell me you haven't genetically modified forest animals to spy on me. SH

Jan. 30th, 2012


[info]tolovealamb

Private to Bella Swan

Bella, you have one new message )

[info]bubbly_vamp

Elena Gilbert, you have ONE new message )

[info]sacredvessel

Text Message

[To Eames]
If Mr. Earnshaw calls in sick again, I'm coming over with tea, and the magic vase from Sirius. OK?

[info]mother_hunter

Text to both Dean Winchesters and Sam Winchester

Identical texts sent to her sons )

Jan. 29th, 2012


[info]bubbly_vamp

Bonnie Bennett and Molly Suresh, you each have ONE new message )

Damon Salvatore, you have ONE new message )

Jan. 28th, 2012


[info]ifimnothungry

Text Messages to Irene Adler.

John had a date.

[ a few seconds later ]
Nine days, one hour, and fifteen minutes since you last Been busy?

[info]shesavedme

Mass Text to Emmett Cullen and Edward Cullen

Mass Text to Emmett Cullen and Edward Cullen )

[info]savedbythering

Caroline Forbes, you have THREE new messages )

Jan. 27th, 2012


[info]imatwat

left on cordelia's bed before leaving for night shift )

Jan. 26th, 2012


[info]antarprincess

Text to Dream

I just heard about Ariadne. How is Eames?

[info]jawsthatbite

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