What in the name of Merlin is going on here? Where am I?

Where is the boy hero now?

I have acquired all of them.

My power will soon be restored.

Current Mood: hungry

Wouldn't it be intriguing if my father arrived?

( {Bella} )

Mister Luthor,

I do believe you are conducting experiments on the magical community. May I ask what your findings are thus far?

Current Mood: cold

Introducing the potions master formerly known as Prince ...

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Fascinating.

What am I suppose to do with this?

He won't stop staring at me.

Current Mood: bitchy

What the bloody fuck?

Mum? Narcissa? Bella?

How...

I don't think I should have passed my Apparation test. I obviously don't have a clue what I'm doing.

Let's try this again.



Shit.

Current Mood: irritated

This last week has been taxing.

I have found one, however.

It was worth it.

Current Mood: grateful

I don't think the pigeons like me all that much.

And, I'm pretty positive pigeons don't cohabit the Auror department.

And I think they want Dad's sandwich. Um.

Cripes, Mum's gonna kill me if she's around here.. There won't be anything left of me. Lils better write me a nice eulogy, because there is no way I'm going to be able to go home and come out of that lecture alive.

Ohhhh, bloody Hell! Dammit. Really, what is this rubbish?! Fuck! This isn't London at all. Seriously.. Memphis? What is this idiotic muggle contraption, anyway? Seems a bit outdated from the kind I used my friends used before. At least I still have my wand and ID card, and some school books too

And someone please tell me that the date on the newspaper is wrong. Please? With cherries? It's clearly June 15, 2024. I can't just go two decades into the past. I'm good, but not that good. Must be a joke. Albie? James? Did any of you did this? Honestly, this isn't funny. Not at all. I'm supposed to be meeting my grandparents and parents in an hour.

Why Severus, I never knew ...

That one Chase person isn't very nice.

He said he would hurt me...

What the hell did you do, Nakamura? We're supposed to be looking for Peter and my kids! Not teleporting exactly where we were!

Current Mood: annoyed

I've grown bored of torturing kittens.  What is a girl to do?

As if the entire world revolved around that whiny Potter brat.  Absolute rubbish.

Judging by the lack of flail regarding this issue, I think I can safely assume, James Potter, you've failed to actually read the books.

Because I'm feeling generous I thought I'd give away the ending for you ... well part of it:

You're son names his second son after me, Severus T. Snape!

Booya!

Just thought I'd share, happy reading.

Oi, Prongs?

Whatever we were doing, I don't think it worked right.

Or you've gotten a lot better at plotting behind my back.

Though assuming this mess isn't a prank gone wrong, that would mean I'm in some other world.

Bit impossible, isn't it?

I find the fact that so many people use this board as a means of luring potential sexual partners disturbing.  Have we all really nothing better to do than shag?

That insipid delightful Weasley girl introduced me to YouTube. I found this piece to be particularly fetching.


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