Say I want to go back to school, just how many charms would I need to know to convince Admissions that getting '5' N.E.W.T.s is actually impressive and worth them taking me on?

( Albus Potter )

Scorpius, you're an utter tit. I hate you. My back hates you more. What the hell was supposed to be nice about that?!

Also, Barbie? Suppose I ought to hate you a bit for even suggesting that. Don't EVER suggest things to Scor again.


Please?

( Albus Potter )

Well, damn. I'm feeling a bit bored in my room here. Maybe someone can help me fix that. I have a nice shower, the water stays heated for an hour. I'm also good at massages. Wouldn't mind proving that. Oh, and.. I got some other stuff, mostly food. Pudding, whipped cream, chocolate. They're good. Still got a little left, and I don't mind sharing it. Or using it for.. something. Hehe.

( Scorpius )

I burnt the back of my neck! How do you burn the back of your neck in November? I wasn't even outside all that long! And now it's all red and flaky, and flaky and red and IT HURTS. It also itches, and I can't even really reach where it itches either. But it DOES.

Dammit! Damn, damn, damn!! Where is everyone? Where you at? Albie? Jamie, Lils? Mr. Potter? Father??! Anyone else from my world?? Please, this can't be happening. Not now. It's like a bad dream, except I'm awake

My house is completely empty. No one else here. I popped over to the Hollow.. and it's gone! Gone, gone, like for real! I.. I can't do this. I can't just believe it. That everyone went back home.. and that I'm alone here again..

[ooc: it's just illusions, his fear making him see things]

( Albus Potter )

Bloody hell, I give up. Someone enchanted this... this little cordless phone to follow me around. It appears no matter where I go, and keeps showing up in my pocket. And it says something about it being a godbox? Whatever that is. George, Ron, or whoever did this, it's not funny anymore.

Mmm, I just love holidays and hot people. Especially Halloween. Kinda reminds me of school. Trying to think if I need a costume. I could be a wizard!! Nope, nope, got that covered. Hehe. It's a joke. Now, what else? Maybe a pirate or ninja. Or a king... yes, that would really rock. Or a pimp? Or maybe a Greek philosopher, complete with a toga?

Ah, so many decisions, so many options. I'm not really worried now. Got at least a few weeks before I get a costume. I'm more looking forward to a party than anything else. I like parties. Fun, wild, exciting parties. I understand last year's was... unusual. Maybe the next one will top it, hmm? One can always hope...

My God, it's so fucking boring right now, I swear. Got an itch, and it hasn't been scratched in quite a while I need something to fix that. Anything, really. I hate being bored. Not fun at all.

[Al Potter]
Hey, you. You're cute Busy right now? I'd like to come over. I mean, if you're not doing anything, or I can just watch you work with those pretty plants some more.

[ooc: he's not himself exactly, switched personalities with Elle. ^_^]

Fuck me that was a bad choice. Absolutely horrid. Dumbest thing ever. Never doing that again. Just, fuck.

( Scorpius )

( James )

Oh, wonderful!

Today, I discovered that Microsoft Word recognizes the names Sirius, Dumbledore and Potter but spell checks Voldemort, Lestrange and Malfoy. I am comforted knowing that microsoft will never be a Death Eater and is allied with me.

I am convinced that Gigi manipulates things just to make me even more delighted.

Current Mood: chipper

[Private; Scorpius]
Did it have to be him?

That was not a portkey.

Current Mood: confused

( Albus Potter, Lily Luna )

Hhhm. How curious and faintly astonishing. It almost makes me want to say something portentous and philosophical. Maybe I shall give in, just this once.

Tangerine? Thunderhead. Much better.

Thank you, Gigi, for the beginning of a new life. Perhaps I shall set my hair back to red just for the nostalgia of it.

I have a box full of chocolate frogs and I'm hoping to obtain a Frederick Hengist Grunander or such to add to my collection. Anyone want to help me eat these?

Albie? Jamie?

Oh bloody hell...this is not my fault!