Bloody hell.

Moony is a pretty bird. SNAPE is a pretty bird.

I HAD BETTER DAMN WELL BE PRETTY!

Stupid alternate universes.

Current Mood: NOT AMUSED

Where is the boy hero now?

I have acquired all of them.

My power will soon be restored.

Current Mood: hungry

Alright, which one've you did it?

I really bloody hate the full moon.

( Remus J Lupin )

( Private )

( James and Sirius )

( Severus )

Judging by the lack of flail regarding this issue, I think I can safely assume, James Potter, you've failed to actually read the books.

Because I'm feeling generous I thought I'd give away the ending for you ... well part of it:

You're son names his second son after me, Severus T. Snape!

Booya!

Just thought I'd share, happy reading.

Severus, bro? You okay? I think... I think Lucy did the whole disappearing thing.

HOLY SHIT. I'm gonna start injecting my friends with GPS tracking devices. Who's still here?

So... Sirius Black... I'm feeling oddly cheerful at the moment, probably a combination of that fifth of vodka I'd forgotten I'd had, plus it's the holidays. So I'm here to propose a visitation schedule for our dear mate, Remus.

( Visitation plan- cut for space, anyone can read )

Remus, I'm itching to try sake, do you want to go get sake with me?

Sirius Procyon Mirzam Aschere Black, we're not speaking until you agree to the terms I gave you in our last discussion.

What's going on? Moony? Prongs? Wormtail? C'mon, this isn't funny. You know I don't like it when you don't let me in on the joke.

That settles it...I'm never getting stoned again.

( Remus, Cassidy, and anyone else matching the description of: male, young, and willing to swear on pain of death they will not bring in ‘Officer-al Intervention’ )

You know that sweet feeling you get when you have something... say, for example, some really good brownies, but you forget about them. And then one day you stumble upon them again, they are still good, and it's like digging into those brownies all over again? Well this is one of those days!

First I must thanks Dick for being the wonderful 'uncle' he is, for providing those wonderful 'brownies'.

Second, Logan, thanks for always trusting me with the cabin.

So, Cass, let's finish what we started last night, got the best batch of brownies in the world, and the keys to a lake Tahoe cabin - far from any one classified as a 'small child'. Remus, your presence is as much welcome as ever, if you care to join us. You can both bring anyone you like, I know I am forgetting people in this announcement.

I really don't like this place somtimes.

( Private to Lily and Severus )

( Moonykins )

I don't care what happens in the other two books. I don't. Maybe I'll just burn them. All of them.

I can't read any more of that rubbish. That couldn't happen. She wouldn't...she's a bitch, but she wouldn't do that.

It's not going to happen. It can't happen like that. It can't!

( Severus )

( Sirius (Posted before the wedding) )

Remus! I fucking love you man! LOVE YOU! ... But I kinda hate you, too! ...

Ya, I still hate you. Your my best friend, man!

And you need to grow some initia-balls... uh, ballatives? God, I fucking hate you... no, no, I mean I love you!

I like you too Cissa, next time bring the whip.