Best. Universe. Ever!

Hey, Ray? Uh. You should... watch out, when you get back?

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He followed me here on my run. (There's a camera, in this phone, did you know? That's like, the best thing ever.)

Can we keep him? Please?

Hey, Charlie! You and Dani should come over and see him. He's really fast. And likes to play catch!

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I LOVE THIS PLACE!

Woulds my Prince comes help me? I tink I hurt my wing again...

I miss K'nd'w...

So uh, what we learned last night:

Cruise control ain't de same as auto-pilot, e'en if de car has a panel like de Star Trek shows...

I hope no one is lookin' for dat Prius...

I'm right here. I just wanted to know where you'll be taking him, who else will be there, and when I should expect him back. Oh and how old are you by the way?

Blocked from responsible, over-mature types.

Just sent in the application for SHIELD boot camp. Hooray.

Anyone out there feel like cutting loose and having some fun? I'd like to party one last time before I start craving shaken martinis.

And as long as we don't end up needing bail, sky's the limit.

what the hell?!

That's supposed to me be?...Who's Shao Kahn?!...why's there a comic series with me?

GiGI TOOTs.

Best. Birthday. Ever.

Surfing, and sushi, and sake bombs and video games. And a new computer phone thing that's really awesome. Very Jetsons. The future isn't a complete disappointment, after all.

Hey, uh, Gigi? Thanks. You know. For... you know.

Uh. Ray! I'm hungry. Can we go get lunch? I promise we can find somewhere that cooks their food, even. I'll ask big!me. If we find him, soon.

Was dis do? *very loud beeping is heard and giggles as he plays with his Godbox*

Bored.

Big me has managed to hide all the keys for the interesting cars on me and all she does is work on that rust bucket she's got going.

And it's hot. Like, sweaty-slimy-gross hot.

Okay, so I've got my shit in order again. But it's kinda boring now. . . not as much fighting as there used to be.

I think Pulse said I can use my phone to travel, but I don't know where to go. I went to Seattle, but it was boring too.

Blocked from the adults.

Transcript to Pulse:

She bought tofu. Again.

You are really really good at hiding things and sneaking, can we get rid of it before lunchtime?

Hey, who likes astronomy? You know.. looking at stars? I love it! Maybe someone can look at them with me tonight? Ohh! Or.. or?? We can make a club if enough of us join. Like, 3 to six of us in the house. Kinda like the one my dad and his friends had. I even drew a picture of.. something they all had on their letters and stuff. I drew the same thing back home.

LUCY! I made a drawing of DRAGONS. See! I made one purple, for you.

Um, Mum? Regulus? Someone, I guess...

Um.

Can I go over Scorpius Malfoy's house. He made these cookies and wants me to try some, and I think I want to go and see him.

So, uh. Maybe? Can I go? Please?

( Ickle!Albus )

Hey, anyone else my age want to play with me? I was hoping to find a telescope to look through at some night. I heard there might be a... Traveller. From the stars. Dad was looking for him, I think. Probably still is. I heard about it from these meetings he has with friends when Mom isn't around.

I think they call themselves Veritas. What does that even mean, anyway? It sounds Latin. Or something. Think I drew a picture of it once. Not very good. I'd rather paint little Roman sculptures instead or read comics. I love history. Thinking about trying video games sometime, though. Any good titles to recommend?

I love staying at Mr. John's house! The toys are so cool, and he plays stuff like space pirates with me, and Jedi and stormtroopers! And there's this room where there's this bed with my name on it! For 'Mazing Mia. It's so cool! And I get to share a room with Rajani and Beta! We have so much fun and have sleepovers every night!

And then later, I'm gonna go see Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn!!! He's so nice for an old guy and my big self learns all this cool stuff from him!! He teaches me some stuff too and takes me out for ice cream!


[ooc: Think of Jedi and stormtroopers as being like cowboys and Indians or something. XD]