NOTICE TO ALL

It's not going to happen, no matter how tempting the offers.

But just so you all know, Barbie, you came closest as you made me laugh the most (sorry Lilli-K ... Barbie makes everyone laugh)

What the hell...?

Enterprise? Come in. Scotty, where the hell did you beam me?!

This last week has been taxing.

I have found one, however.

It was worth it.

Current Mood: grateful

Ohhhh, bloody Hell! Dammit. Really, what is this rubbish?! Fuck! This isn't London at all. Seriously.. Memphis? What is this idiotic muggle contraption, anyway? Seems a bit outdated from the kind I used my friends used before. At least I still have my wand and ID card, and some school books too

And someone please tell me that the date on the newspaper is wrong. Please? With cherries? It's clearly June 15, 2024. I can't just go two decades into the past. I'm good, but not that good. Must be a joke. Albie? James? Did any of you did this? Honestly, this isn't funny. Not at all. I'm supposed to be meeting my grandparents and parents in an hour.

That one Chase person isn't very nice.

He said he would hurt me...

I think we should burn these stupid books.

Honestly, as though Potter didn't have a big head before. If he ever finds out about this, our world is doomed.

In other news, I want a very hard drink.

( Chase has a mouth. public, but swearing. No, seriously, extreme swearing. Every tag. )

What the hell is this thing? Looks like something muggle.

Not sure why the hell I'm bothering, not like I actually want to talk to anyone on this thing.