what the hell?!

That's supposed to me be?...Who's Shao Kahn?!...why's there a comic series with me?

What manner of sorcery is this? I cannot possibly be in Earth Realm. Everything is so... different. Master Cho? Is this some sort of illusion that you and the other trainers have fabricated, in order to test me? If it is... then I am very impressed. And perhaps a bit scared, but I'd be a fool to admit it. Champions do not show fear when challenged by adversity The tournament is less than a decade away!!

I do not understand any of this. I must be prepared to fight for my realm, and if I have been taken from it as I perceive it to be so, then the future fate will be disastrous. There is still much to learn, more combat rituals, not to mention that I have yet to be tutored in the magical portion of Cho's expertise. Outworld can not be permitted to succeed. Though I must admit that I will use every trick I know in order to win

What the bloody fuck?

Mum? Narcissa? Bella?

How...

I don't think I should have passed my Apparation test. I obviously don't have a clue what I'm doing.

Let's try this again.



Shit.

Current Mood: irritated

Great, you know I was getting ready for a job. Now what am I supposed to do? I don't even know where I am anymore.

Someone want to tell me what the hell's going on?

If anyone is seeking employment, I happen to own a niteclub in Miami [address]. There's a few positions open for bartenders, custodians, or security. And it pays very well. All interested parties are free to contact me if they feel this is the work for them. Interviews can be conducted at your convenience.

Uh..is this Earth?...it's very bright and chilly..it's sort of pretty..

Thank gods, I can take a shower now

Someone care to explain? I don't remember doing anything to cause a portal...

Dean's gone again. Well and truly gone. I asked Gigi.

I'm so tired of him not being around. I need to kill something.

Some sick fuck in Australia threw his four year old daughter off a bridge, with no apparent reason. He just stopped the car, pulled over and threw her off, while his two sons just sat in the car.

And people call me a monster.

I'll be right back, I have some business to take care of.

I love getting the ones that truly deserve it. This is going to be so much fun.

Well, well. Yet another video game that features yours truly. Though the plot is a bit of an.. interesting premise. Didn't see that coming. Seems that my world was merging with the DC universe.

( I do not look like an old man )

[OOC: Possible spoilers for the new MK game. Gives detail for one ending.]

What strangeness doth bring me here? What a magic place this seems, and yet, odd, this night...

What black sorcery hath summoned me?! I swear on my sword and shield, upon the crown of my king, that no quarter shalt be given to those responsible! This land is not the land of my fathers. I find that there are iron beasts roaming thy countryside, with the people in them still alive. I must findeth the king of this place. Surely, a great dragon must be slain, that I may prove myself worthy of passage from here.

..Right..seeing as it's nearly Halloween and that I don't remember seeing this or even this this in my closet last night. Hell, it even came with a pair of black wings.. Tsung, What the hell sort of costume's this? Least it's not skimpy, I'll give him that.

( An Invitation... To those who are of the legal age or older )

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!....

It's not enough I find one movie about Mortal Kombat..but TWO?

The first movie wasn't actually that bad-they get some details wrong but that's Hollywood. Then I get to the sequel...

...What..the..hell...WERE THE WRITERS SMOKING WHEN THEY WROTE THAT SHIT?

That's not even close to what really happened during the invasion!

Since when is Raiden some pansy-ass, hippy?!
Where's the snarky, wise-ass mentor I loved to give back talk to?

Shao Kahn's supposed to be intimidating, the sort you don't want to fool with..I swear, Shao Kahn in the movie-I didn't know whether to point and laugh at him or just bitch slap him and tell him to grow a pair.

And this is with Shao Kahn.

They turned Jax into some street thug...they made my character a whiny, bitch that spent the whole movie with a confused look on her face.
And that's only a small sample of the offences in that movie...

Fuck it..I need a drink..or something.

What do people do here when they're too bored to continue reading rubbish books?