War Is Coming Communications.

I've been here long enough now that I think I need to start doing something useful. Instead of just hanging out and figuring out where all the best nacho places are. I'm still going to maintain that goal, but I need to do something else with my time too.

So, job sites here I come.

So turns out you can't shoot a leprechaun.

And now I know that.

Did anyone else's Drunken Stereotype Day suck? ...those who were turned into swans don't have to answer

Oh, whoop-de-doo, I'm back in Kansas. Saying this was unexpected is the understatement of the year.

Still, better than the alternative, probably. Providing that my peeps are here. And, yes. I mean you Kenz. You better still be here.

Oh, and someone catch me up. What the hell is a beannanach doing here? Well, a weird this world version of it, anyway.

I think I might have finally started learning my way around Lawrence.

[Connor and/or other hacker types]

Somebody told me that I should talk to you guys to get an ID and some work records made if I wanted to try and work for the police here.

[Kenzi]

I need to talk to you about something. You got some time tomorrow for me lil mama?

I hate to be that guy, but it's been way too quiet for way too long. I don't trust the Seal enough to think that it means that there's nothing bad on the way.

I've got a shooting range at my bunker. I'm happy to take on anyone who wants to learn how to use a gun or wants to get some practice time in. Let me know if you're interested.

Hey, Seal! Just because you give me one bestie doesn't mean you get to take another!

If anyone needs me, I'll be doing some heavy drinking in honor of Lois tonight. Anyone care to join? Something tells me LL would approve of a hard liquor related send-off.

(Bo)
How's it hanging, Succuface? Settling in okay? Everyone being nice to you? I've got a pair of especially flattering ass kicking boots on standby for the first person that gives you a hard time.

Are you fucking kidding me, Seal?

I really fucking hate this place sometimes

Look, it's been a really crappy day, week, whatever, so if someone could just tell me how to get back home, that'd be great.

This might be a random question but - has anybody seen Tamsin?

This is apparently me as a doll.

( cut, not filtered )

Weird.

Not what I was expecting when I went to see what was taking my girl Kenzi so long.

So what I'm thinking for rotation is one weekend group (Saturday, Sunday), a Friday/Thursday, Wednesday/Tuesday, Monday (who alternate with the weekend group. That way not everyone's weekends are always drained). Open to suggestions.

When it's your groups turn you'll have the lovely devices the Doctors making that will alert you to activity at the graveyard. If they Ding! or whatever they do show up at the graveyard and be prepared to make your welcoming speech.

( Teams )

That being said I also want to have some people who's job it is to man the actual building. This will be a paid job. But you'll need to make sure any first aide kits are stocked, monitor the graveyard from the computers during business hours and be able to alert people. There's free wifi, a fully stocked fridge and yes, you'll get paid. Any takers?

Right so, only a couple weeks from now I'm good to open the club. Its gonna be bloody amazing. Lot more niche than Purgatory and I can promise no Bon Jovi? So dare to be different and all

Vicki. You're in.

Anyone else looking for a job? Requirements are basically either not being a twat or at least being a highly entertaining twat.

And if you steal from me I will make you eat your own liver.

Let me know

Any more nominations for the calendar guys and girls?

Oh, and so the girls don't feel left out.  Anyone up for a girls of Lawrence calendar as well?

So, anyone fancy partnering me on a hunt.

Decided it was high time I started helping out around here.

Got a few hunts.

Need to have done the classes. Need to have a partner.

1. Nebraska--Hale and Buffy
2. Alaska--Rose and Lois
3. Colorado--Lagertha and Tamsin
4. Delaware--
5. Montana--

Moving forward with improving arrival encounters.

1. We need to buy a building/space in a building near the graveyard.
2. We need to figure out exactly what jobs there will be for anyone who is on a team for graveyard greeting duty.
3. Who all wants to be on a team.
4. Funding.
5. Rotations.
6. Security feeds--which I think are already done.
7. How goes those teleporter watches?

Anything else?

So for FUNDING who's willing to chip in?
1. Kirk
2. Robin
3. Lee
4. Peter Hale
5. Natasha
6. Belle
7. Elijah
8. Ariel
9. Peter V.

For being on a potential greeting team, who's in?
1. Robin Hood
2. Marcel
3. Lissa
4. Rose (of the Lissa's friends variety)
5. Jo
6. Buffy
7. Skye
8. Claire Danvers
9. Ana
10. Hale
11. Ginger
12. Peter Parker
13. Rose Weasley
14. Kirk
15. Sydney
16. Natasha
17. Belle
18. Ariel
19. Peter V.

Are all those classes necessary? I mean honestly. Unicorns? I hope that is a bad joke.

WHAT UP, NEWBIES? Welcome to Seals 'R Us - the très mystérieux land of monsters, mayhem, and inevitable confusion! I'm Kenzi and my contributions toward your unfortunate post-apocalyptic vacay are as follows:

1. Ruh-roh! You're in an alternate universe! Demons are real! The Seal is an unpredictable mystical douche that could randomly dump you on the moon or turn you into a monkey or send in your worst enemy AT ANY POSSIBLE MOMENT! Well, shit. What's a displaced person to do? Simple: get your party on. Ditch your displaced woes for a night and breathe! You don't know anyone here? No prob! I'll take you out, I'll get to introducing, and soon enough you'll find that you actually aren't as alone in this mess as you think you are.

2. Not much of a drinker? No big! There's one form of therapy that I find even more appealing than washing away your woes behind a bottle - SHOPPING. You're new. You have nothing to wear. It is time, my friends, to treat yo selves. And who better to do it with than your friendly, neighborhood me? Lawrence is limited when it comes to fashion, but I know the wheres and I am all too willing to help you all rustle up a wardrobe worthy of your fab selves.

3. So you don't like shopping. That is incredibly tragic and we're probably going to need to have a serious conversation, but okay, okay. I'll deal. There are still sights to see and places to go and you're probably gonna want to get the lay of the land. If you need a tour guide? Look no further. I've got you covered, ladies and gents.

In other news, I'm off the meds and up and at 'em (hence the post!), but these bandages are super itchy. I've said it before and I'll say it again: PETER PAN AND HIS LOST BOYS ARE LITTLE BITCHES WHO DESERVE TO BE STRANDED ON THAT STUPID ISLAND.

Oh, and Felicia. Dude, I'm glad you're back, but the coffee delivery was really not a thing that needed to happen. You know how I feel about shit coffee that is actual shit.

The docs put me on the BEST DRUGS

ps -- PETer PAN is a DICK.