War Is Coming Communications.

May. If you come near me. If you even look at me. I will kill you. I want that clear To all of you. Yes that was a fucking threat

So these five TV shows? Gotta say they're kind of addicting although I think Star Trek is my favorite. I probably shouldn't admit to watching Dr.Sexy MD but I like that one too.

I'm up every morning around 5 to do Tai Chi. If you're interested you can observe and learn that way. I also run 10 miles every two days. If you think you can keep up you're welcome to join me.

Natasha
Phil is going to ask you for help. When he does make it difficult for him.

Anyone turn on the tv this morning? And notice that not only are we stuck with five choices of crappy television, but that some of the faces in the casts look extremely familiar?

Alright, listen up.

I get the feeling a lot of you guys who have just woken up as vampires are probably pretty confused. And, what's worse is, you've not just woken up newbie vamps. You've woken up as newbie vamps, with the strength of old vamps. So, you really have a lot to learn on how to control it.

So, we're here to help. Most of us have had centuries to deal with the thirst, and how to manage it without killing.

So, to start up. I'm going to need you all to fess up. If you can see this, and you weren't sure what that thirst you were feeling was. Well, now you do. Let me know here, and we'll do our best to help you out.

I remember this feeling from the last time I got turned into a leech. Well, sort of. This is different. Different damned sort from the looks of it.

Hell, I just saw my eyes go yellow in the damned mirror. Anyone want to clue me in on who's freaking powers I probably have.

And, why do I feel like there's that switch, right there

Well, that sucked. Saved one to lose another.

We've still got a problem on our hands, guys. Dimitri turned Rose before we got there. And, she knows how we think. And, knows us.

We need to save her, and fast. Before she does too much damage.

Well, watching my show was certainly an experience.

[Filtered to SHIELD folks]

Yes. I understand why you might be mad at me. I'm not apologizing, as what I did wasn't wrong. But I am willing to explain myself.

[Yes, this includes you too, Ward. And basically everyone involved in SHIELD in the MCU. And yeah. Spoilers for last night's AoS in the comments.]

Things I'd never thought I'd have to do as an adult: Fielding a call from the school to let them know why James is going to be out for a while.

Because Nat's sort of still freaking out.
...well freaking out for her

At school, they're talking about starting to look into colleges and stuff, but when you don't even know if you'll be here by that time, what's the point?

Also, Buffy, the counselor might be calling you.

Great, why the hell do I get landed with the

I'm going to need some help over here. Seal decided to kidnap a girl in labor. Soooooo, not my area of expertise.

Oh, and anyone know a girl named Olive? It's what she says her name is.

I'm making All of these today.

My little brother has fallen to the ninja side.

( Cut for size )

So Torunn. Ninja or pirate?

I hate to be that guy, but it's been way too quiet for way too long. I don't trust the Seal enough to think that it means that there's nothing bad on the way.

I've got a shooting range at my bunker. I'm happy to take on anyone who wants to learn how to use a gun or wants to get some practice time in. Let me know if you're interested.

Hey, Seal! Just because you give me one bestie doesn't mean you get to take another!

If anyone needs me, I'll be doing some heavy drinking in honor of Lois tonight. Anyone care to join? Something tells me LL would approve of a hard liquor related send-off.

(Bo)
How's it hanging, Succuface? Settling in okay? Everyone being nice to you? I've got a pair of especially flattering ass kicking boots on standby for the first person that gives you a hard time.

First, Two things.

1. Holy Musical Gaga. I bow down to her voice. Girl needs to cut the synth yo.
2. This week, Bed of Roses. Free drinks for displaced. And natives that look at me with puppy eyes. I'm looking at you Sammikins.
2.5 Not you Damon. Not tonight. No harshing my happy


Its sucked. It has. But we're awesome and nothing has tried to brutally murder us in a while so score one for Team Lawrence.

Hi to you newbies. I'm Lexi, I run the most awesome bar in the city and I will do what I can to help you figure this crazy out. Also FYI  I'm down some bar staff so let me know if any of you might need some work

[Stefan]

How are you? I mean, you're down one blonde. And its kinda been a mess the last few weeks

[Che]

You, me, sangria and kareoke

Bobby's gone back to Sioux Falls. So, I'm gonna be taking over organising the hunting classes and organising the hunts.

Any questions?