War Is Coming Communications.

People of Lawrence.  It has come to my attention that we have a large amount of very attractive males in this town.  And, they are not being objectified enough.

I propose that we create a Hunks of Lawrence calendar.

But, how shall we choose which 12 hotties to put on the calendar?  I hear you ask.

Well, get your menfolk to strip off, take a pic and send it in.  And, I and my panel of judges will choose the top 12 sexy men in Lawrence.

P.S. Applications to be on the panel are also being taken.  JSYK.

ETA:

Panel:

1. Tamsin
2. Felicia
3. Clara
4. Kenzi
5. Caroline
6. Alison
7. Ginger
8. Rose
9. Kol
10. Lilu

[Filtered to Everyone who lives in the Lost Girl House, and Vex who lives on our couch]

Boys. I need you all to get your kit off.

I have reasons.

Okay, so it may be a complete, paranoid overreaction and this reminder/warning may be completely out of line, but better safe than sorry, right?

So the girl from the Mystic Falls world, Hayley? She has a baby who...apparently magic miracle child can make hybrids. Meaning somehow this kid rewrote everything we know and now Klaus wouldn't even need the blood of the Petrova line of dopplegangers to vamp/wolf you guys out. He'll lead with the fact that you'd not be forced to turn on the full, no more being tied to the moon. He may leave out the part that you also will have to bend to his will and whims and, while it is possible to break the sire bond, it's damn hard and he'd probably try going out of his way to prevent that from happening.

Now, credit where it's due, Klaus has been different here. Better, believe it or not. But call me paranoid, I think you guys should be prepared and have the knowledge if it comes up.

Do with it what you will.

Are all those classes necessary? I mean honestly. Unicorns? I hope that is a bad joke.

Says it all really, doesn't it?

I had a weird moment the other day. Trying to work out a word to describe what you are to me. Realized we've never actually figured that out for ourselves.

I know the werewolves that are brought here by the Seal go to the one place that is supposed to be safe for them.

But what do the native ones do?

Can they be in the city?

Ah, crap!  I said I'd never do that. 

I think I'm going to throw up.

I need to go home, and have a really long shower.

Soooooo, drukn posts are sill a thign rigt?

Becuse toooo much crazy crap is hapening and its annoyung.  So, fun fun is a things that shukd happne.

Wich makes me wonder.  Why am I geting drunk with Vex?  And only Vex.

Other people shuld be here too.

[TEXTS TO MERCY THOMPSON]

» Hey. How's the pack situation going?
» Anything I can do?

[TEXTS TO BO DENNIS]

» How are you feeling?
» Need anything?

[Texts to Dyson Thornwood]
» Hey.
» You up for a run later?

Wow.

[Rebekah]

Okay, so... I owe you an apology. After everything that happened, I kind of dropped off the planet for a while and I feel bad about it.

I'm always around if you want to talk. Or anything else. Or if you want to tell me to fuck off, because I would deserve that.



[Kenzi, Dyson, Hale, Vex, Tamsin]

I think I need help. I'm open to suggestions.

[FILTERED TO KENZI]

How you feeling, with Hale being here and all that?

[FILTERED TO BO DENNIS]

I want to maul that pirate.

How are you? You know any time you need to feed, I'm here, right?

[FILTERED TO MERCY THOMPSON]

Haven't spoken in a while, what you up to?

[FILTERED TO VEX]

You're being quiet, I find this suspicious. Are you okay?

[FILTERED TO HALE SANTIAGO]

So how are you adapting to being here now?

How are you doing?  What with Hale's arrival and all. 

Want a girls night?  Could do with celebrating my new job.

[Graham]

The Captain called.  I start on Monday.

Thanks for the introduction.

[Dyson]

Looks like I'm going to be working homicide again.  Just with a different partner.  But, you've gained your old partner and BFF.  So, looks like I timed it right.

So, a biblical seal thing brought us all here.  Why?

Ok.  So, I thought I'd seen a lot.  But, traveling to Kansas in the blink of an eye, was not something I ever expected.  Hell, I thought the only person powerful enough for that would be the Blood King.  So, explanation anyone?  And anyone seen the druid?  I need to kill him.

Kenzi?  You here Little Momma?

I need a drink....or five...or ten...or twenty.  I don't really know.  Just lots.

Don't ask.  Just drinks.  That's a thing.

So, there's a glowing wish ball thing.

What's everybody wishing for?  I was thinking an endless supply of very expensive scotch.

Apparently, today is Ragnarok.  Or so the internet tells me. 

I believe this is relevant.

Wow, a marathon of watching my life on tv may not have been the best plan.  That was a bit of a headfuck.  But it did what I needed it to, and my memories have come back....mostly.  Not entirely positive that's a good thing.  But, it's done now.

[Bo Dennis]
I'm sorry that I betrayed you, and tried to kill you.  I promise to try and make that up to you.

[Dyson]
I'm sorry I drove you off a cliff.  Forgive me?

Also, I saw what happens between us in the future.

[Kenzi]
You are the bestest human Mom ever.

[Vex]
You did not defeat the Garuda you big liar!

[Richard Plantaganet]
Thank you for looking out for me when we first arrived here.  I should probably explain a few things, like why I've gone from child to fully grown adult in two weeks.

Is there any way we can make it so that we remember everything that we learned here when the Seal decides to stamp our tickets down as round trip? How does all this Seal mojo work, anyway?


[ooc: Guyyyys, should I tag Kenzi as Kenzi Malikov now that we FINALLY know her last name or should I just keep the Kenzi tag as Kenzi? I DUNNO WHAT TO DO. Oh, and this post will probably contain Lost Girl spoilers for the last few eps, so enter at your own risk, etc.]