War Is Coming Communications.

Okay. As a new person here, what's there to do for fun around here? Mainly, anything for under twenty-one, not eighteen yet people who don't want to stand around and stare at cornfields or wait for tornadoes to whisk them off to Oz.

I guess while I'm here, I'll probably need to look for a job, too.

I hate to be that guy, but it's been way too quiet for way too long. I don't trust the Seal enough to think that it means that there's nothing bad on the way.

I've got a shooting range at my bunker. I'm happy to take on anyone who wants to learn how to use a gun or wants to get some practice time in. Let me know if you're interested.

Okay. So this isn't the weirdest thing to ever happen to me. Not even on the top five. But maybe at least on the top twenty. ...Not that I'm keeping a list of weird things that happen to me. I could probably a book about the weird stuff that's happened to me and my friends. Or a couple of books.

Anyway...I'm rambling. What's going on, Lawrence? I'm Rachel Elizabeth Dare.

wut in hades?

So... Who wants to go to dinner with me?

I've got 99 problems already, but sure why not. Lets add standing around in a graveyard to the list.

Oh let's all weep and wail for the death of the poor ickle Rakshasa. Oi, bleeding hearts crew. You lot do know what a Rakshasa is, right? The reincarnated spirit of an evil person, born again to eat the flesh of mankind? Shapeshifters who prey on weaknesses, who exploit children? Any of this ringing a bell?

I personally think they're hilarious. And really, they're getting off light. They'd be in with my lot if it wasn't for the bloody Pagans playing with reincarnation.

But really, you all get all sappy and emotional over the death of something that probably wasn't even a child to begin with. There, there, you all have a nice cup of tea.

Mortals. So glad I don't have much of a soul any more.

Anyone else feeling like all the adults think we're fucking helpless?

Even though some of you can do more stuff than the adults can.


I'm kinda tired of people thinking I'm helpless. And like I 'm a baby.

[Dad]

When can I start hunting? And learning more.

Right. For those who want to help in stopping Maleficent but aren't sure if they're cut out to fight, I'll need your help. I'll be there on the sidelines to take care of battle wounds though for the more serious injuries that have the potential to happen, I won't turn you away if you can drive/transport the wounded to the medbay for the staff there.

I'm fucking done. She's played with the wrong people for the last time.

Every magic do-er we still have with power, get on it. Every weapon you can find, every sword, every bullet, every arrow. And then we're going in.

Jacen I hate you so much right now but, whatever you've been doing....amp it up. And to anyone it affects, I'm so sorry, but the sooner we do it, the sooner we're all free from this bull. Get her in the open, piss her off to the point where she either transforms or withers.

Those of you who wanted to slay her who still physically can, you're in. Grab whatever weapons you're comfortable using and let's do this. Because I'm done with her little games. If she wants us all to turn to ash, we're not going down without fighting.

His face is everywhere
I guess I just thought by now that
It's been a bloody year, how long do I

Since my best friend can't bake to save his life and I desperately needed distraction, there's a few batches of cookies made. Apparently, John doesn't have the ability to eat them all and I may have gotten a bit carried away, so there's a few chocolate chip left and some raspberry white chocolate in the Complex kitchen.

Now that I've done my duty as a good best friend, I'm going to go book reservations to sweep my husband away for our anniversary and then book more reservations to actually win him this damn title. Thank you, 2013 and your capabilities to make travel arrangements for three different trips in less than an hour.

Is there a comic store around here anywhere?

Hey so, a friend of mine from home is here. Annabeth. She wants a knife. She's trained with it. I thought if anyone would know where to go about getting it you would?

I really miss having a knife. It's hard feeling safe without one.

Now Ancient Aliens is trying to claim that Poseidon was really an alien and not a God. Now I've heard everything.

I've never helped to build a home before today. I've never actually built anything before.It was nice seeing it go to someone who needed it.

In the interest of being a proper American wife, I'm going to attempt this Thanksgiving thing. If it fails, we'll head over to the Roadhouse and invade Chuck's apparently massive feast. But how hard can a turkey be, really? Even if I did have to already start thawing it today.

[The Sergievskys, Percy, Charlie, Jefferson and Grace]

You're all invited, if you wish. I'll understand if you've made other plans but it would be rather boring doing all of this for just us.

Are you busy? Can I come see you?