War Is Coming Communications.

Right. Seems like we're in need of a few lessons here.

I'm skilled with combat and swords both. You want lessons? Let me know. I won't go easy. That I can promise.

I was going to say I guess I'm not in Kansas anymore but I am so that ruined that joke.

Anyone care to explain how I wound up in this graveyard and how I go about getting back home?

I got home and she was gone.

And her stuff was gone.

I'm out of here.

[OOC - Yuuup he's gone off to the woods to emo for a while. And maybe start forest fires. ...who am I kidding, starting forest fires]

Skye...there's...

I can't explain but I was in the gym and the punching bag kind of caught fire

~ Hey so did I do something to offend Simmons?
~ ...I mean specifically?
~ In the very recent past?
~ She called over for you while you were on shift, but when I told her that she ranted, called  me something I think was a Brit insult. And then stormed out.

Really, Seal? We couldn't have had, like, a day to enjoy our loved ones being back to themselves before you start with the crazy again?

[ SKYEWARD ]

Hey. Did I happen to mention I missed you?

I don't understand.

I wasn't due to be let out any time soon

I don't understand the point of yesterday. The celebrating, the - fireworks? - the party and everything. This is how you grieve in this world? How you put people to rest?

Has anyone seen Coulson? He was supposed to meet me yesterday. And, he hasn't been answering his phone.

So, I found this.

Human Head Transplants

Is this a thing? I mean obviously not by 2017 but my world can actually bring people back from the dead with alien blood okay they go bug nuts, but

Simmons? Head transplants, weigh in.

And yes, I did kind of feel bad for the monkey.

[OOC: As soon as you click on this post, a messgae pops up. It says "Sound System Override", and this plays on a loop.]

Hi, Lawrence. Did you miss me?

( Cut not filtered )

Skye found wifi. On a mountain, in a rural village. I think she hacked some poor kid.

And shocked no one ever. 

Are we missing anything?

[Kara]

How're you doing?

[Friends - Non SHIELD]

So, I need you guys to step up,

Friend of mine showed up. Name of Kara Palamas. She's been though hell, literally, brainwashing, loosing her identity. Basically HYDRA did bad things to her and I promised her I'd help her through it.

As it turns out I suck at helping people. But here, she has a chance for better.

I'm taking Skye away for a few weeks, she needs the break. But I really, truly don't want to leave Kara with no one. So can you guys keep an eye, talk to her, get to know her.

She looks like May, there;s a whole reason why, but shes nothing like her, she's her own person and I want her to remember that.

[Same plus Kara.]

Kara, bunch of jerks dumb enough to call me a friend, bunch of jerks, Kara.

Be nice.

Okay, that was bizarre.

But, I'm back. Finally. How is everyone?

So much for the two week theory.

( Kara )

For what it's worth, I'm sorry.

( Ward )

You know what would be nice?

May. If you come near me. If you even look at me. I will kill you. I want that clear To all of you. Yes that was a fucking threat

( cut for image )

I am so all over this.

How about that weather, huh?

I've been trying to hack in and figure out this who weird TV thing so we can get our people back, but so far I'm having no luck at all. Which makes me thing it's definitely some kind of magical thing.

( spoilers for last night's agents of shield )

I do not understand. What exactly is a Cheerleader? And what is it that Jane is doing by being the head one?

Also, my apologies for the storm the other day. The weather sometimes reacts to my emotions.