War Is Coming Communications.

So, apparently the deadliest woman in the galaxy, can still be distracted by a dance-off.

I think this deserves mocking. All of the mocking in the universe.

Why did I wake up in a graveyard and what was that thing that wouldn't let me out of it?

Call me crazy but I'm pretty sure this is not the planet I woke up on this morning.

So, driving a car. That's not that difficult, right? Not looking at the amount of A-holes on the road these days.

I have discovered since being back that the management of the graveyard is much more organised.

Skye, is it? I'd very much like to be involved. I sadly missed your discussion of it while readjusting to the place.

Other than that I have rediscovered my love of your terran music and have been annoying Quill by playing things from the 1990's. He refuses to admit the decade happened but I have to ask, who or what are 'Steps'

For those who don't know me, my name is Gamora. And it is not y first time in this city

So, this wasn't a crazy ass dream. Awesome.

Hey, hey, Lawrence! Did ya miss me?

Your land conquring and subjegation of culture holiday is certainly very popular. I am given to understand it mostly involves eating more food than is probably healthy and giving thanks for the things you are grateful for.

Which is nice but implies you are grateful for your conquring, which I have to admit holds no appeal for me.

So, where's good to visit nowadays?

Kinda gotten bored of Lawrence.

Can someone explain why there are now two of Stark now?

If a second Quill turns up I'm out.

Know what I miss? Our Pop Culture Classes. They were fun and kinda got tossed to the side cause other, bigger, more important things happened. Do we even remember who had what decade? I know I was on the 90s! Once we re-configure who was teaching what decades, we can work on settling out schedules again, guys!

Thanks, Peter Q. for reminding me of this! :D

List of people & their decades!( Read more... )

So, I have 20 years of Earth Culture to catch up on. And, need to introduce Gamora to a few things.

Anyone have any recommendations? Tv, Movies, Music? Or hell, places to see that might have been built since I left Earth?

[Filtered to Gamora]

Found a lead on something interesting? Want to do something bad, which could possibly become both?

I've decided I should be social.

Are some of you willing to facilitate this with a trip to a less than reputable drinking establishment?

For those new here. I'm Gamora. Not here long either but I've been taking some time to adapt to Terran culture and "technology"

WHAT UP, NEWBIES? Welcome to Seals 'R Us - the très mystérieux land of monsters, mayhem, and inevitable confusion! I'm Kenzi and my contributions toward your unfortunate post-apocalyptic vacay are as follows:

1. Ruh-roh! You're in an alternate universe! Demons are real! The Seal is an unpredictable mystical douche that could randomly dump you on the moon or turn you into a monkey or send in your worst enemy AT ANY POSSIBLE MOMENT! Well, shit. What's a displaced person to do? Simple: get your party on. Ditch your displaced woes for a night and breathe! You don't know anyone here? No prob! I'll take you out, I'll get to introducing, and soon enough you'll find that you actually aren't as alone in this mess as you think you are.

2. Not much of a drinker? No big! There's one form of therapy that I find even more appealing than washing away your woes behind a bottle - SHOPPING. You're new. You have nothing to wear. It is time, my friends, to treat yo selves. And who better to do it with than your friendly, neighborhood me? Lawrence is limited when it comes to fashion, but I know the wheres and I am all too willing to help you all rustle up a wardrobe worthy of your fab selves.

3. So you don't like shopping. That is incredibly tragic and we're probably going to need to have a serious conversation, but okay, okay. I'll deal. There are still sights to see and places to go and you're probably gonna want to get the lay of the land. If you need a tour guide? Look no further. I've got you covered, ladies and gents.

In other news, I'm off the meds and up and at 'em (hence the post!), but these bandages are super itchy. I've said it before and I'll say it again: PETER PAN AND HIS LOST BOYS ARE LITTLE BITCHES WHO DESERVE TO BE STRANDED ON THAT STUPID ISLAND.

Oh, and Felicia. Dude, I'm glad you're back, but the coffee delivery was really not a thing that needed to happen. You know how I feel about shit coffee that is actual shit.

Does anyone know where I can get a cassette player?

The shop just had something called a CD player, or an MP3 player.  I have no idea what those things are.

But, I want to play my music, and I can't right now.  Which sucks balls.

Right.  Just wanted to check.

I am back on Earth right?

I mean it looks like Earth.  But, it's really different.  But, I suppose it has been a really long time since I was last here.

Oh, also very important.  How did we get here.  And where's my ship?

Hello Terrans.

It seems my friend and I have been sent here by mistake. I don't seem to fit here. Already a small child widened her eyes upon seeing me this morning. I do not think your people are generally green.

Anyway. My name is Gamora and if any of you know why we were brought here I would be grateful for the help.

Incidently I wish to meet the great hero of your people Kevin Bacon. Perhaps he can help us leave here? Do you imagine he would listen to our proposals