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Kenzi Malikov - friend, warrior, heart. ([info]ex_the_kenzi392) wrote in [info]wariscomingcom,
@ 2014-09-11 00:29:00

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Entry tags:buffy summers, claire danvers, felicia hardy/black cat, gamora, hale santiago, james kirk, kenzi, lois lane, peter quill/starlord, peter vincent, rose hathaway, skye, tamsin, tony stark/iron man, tris prior

Filtered against evil bitches!
WHAT UP, NEWBIES? Welcome to Seals 'R Us - the très mystérieux land of monsters, mayhem, and inevitable confusion! I'm Kenzi and my contributions toward your unfortunate post-apocalyptic vacay are as follows:

1. Ruh-roh! You're in an alternate universe! Demons are real! The Seal is an unpredictable mystical douche that could randomly dump you on the moon or turn you into a monkey or send in your worst enemy AT ANY POSSIBLE MOMENT! Well, shit. What's a displaced person to do? Simple: get your party on. Ditch your displaced woes for a night and breathe! You don't know anyone here? No prob! I'll take you out, I'll get to introducing, and soon enough you'll find that you actually aren't as alone in this mess as you think you are.

2. Not much of a drinker? No big! There's one form of therapy that I find even more appealing than washing away your woes behind a bottle - SHOPPING. You're new. You have nothing to wear. It is time, my friends, to treat yo selves. And who better to do it with than your friendly, neighborhood me? Lawrence is limited when it comes to fashion, but I know the wheres and I am all too willing to help you all rustle up a wardrobe worthy of your fab selves.

3. So you don't like shopping. That is incredibly tragic and we're probably going to need to have a serious conversation, but okay, okay. I'll deal. There are still sights to see and places to go and you're probably gonna want to get the lay of the land. If you need a tour guide? Look no further. I've got you covered, ladies and gents.

In other news, I'm off the meds and up and at 'em (hence the post!), but these bandages are super itchy. I've said it before and I'll say it again: PETER PAN AND HIS LOST BOYS ARE LITTLE BITCHES WHO DESERVE TO BE STRANDED ON THAT STUPID ISLAND.

Oh, and Felicia. Dude, I'm glad you're back, but the coffee delivery was really not a thing that needed to happen. You know how I feel about shit coffee that is actual shit.



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[info]lildampeer
2014-09-11 05:51 am UTC (link)
I like shopping! but doesn't it usually require! you know, money?

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[info]ex_the_kenzi392
2014-09-11 10:58 am UTC (link)
Of course!

But, fortunately for you guys, I've got a swiped wallet or twenty some money to spare.

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(no subject) - [info]nottheash, 2014-09-11 11:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 11:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nottheash, 2014-09-11 11:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 01:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lildampeer, 2014-09-11 02:33 pm UTC

[info]tinygenius
2014-09-11 05:52 am UTC (link)
Clothes would be ohmygod so great. The only thing I have that's actually mine right now if a wedding dress.

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[info]ex_the_kenzi392
2014-09-11 10:59 am UTC (link)
Do we have a Seal-napped bride on our hands?!

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(no subject) - [info]tinygenius, 2014-09-11 02:32 pm UTC

[info]inpavidus
2014-09-11 05:54 am UTC (link)
Hey, Kenzi, I'm Tris and that all sounds kind of nice.

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[info]ex_the_kenzi392
2014-09-11 11:00 am UTC (link)
Hola, Tris! I'm happy to work up the whole package for you.

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[info]neverfit
2014-09-11 05:55 am UTC (link)
Sup, Kenzi. I'm Skye. I think I'll take door number 1, please.

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[info]ex_the_kenzi392
2014-09-11 11:02 am UTC (link)
AKA the door of winners! And, you know, future hangovers.

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(no subject) - [info]neverfit, 2014-09-11 02:31 pm UTC

[info]yummysushi
2014-09-11 05:56 am UTC (link)
Serious, who doesn't like shopping?

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[info]ex_the_kenzi392
2014-09-11 11:10 am UTC (link)
I'm thinking the same type of people who kick puppies, steal candy from babies, and supported Lucifer when he was still kickin' it around here.

Generally speaking, individuals who don't have souls.

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(no subject) - [info]yummysushi, 2014-09-11 02:25 pm UTC

[info]captcasanova
2014-09-11 07:59 am UTC (link)
You sure do know how to get right to the best parts of being here, don't you? And I feel your pain about the bandages. Wrist braces aren't much better. Which makes me doubly glad mine is finally off.

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[info]ex_the_kenzi392
2014-09-11 11:13 am UTC (link)
Why go over the same dull info when I can skip over to all the shit?

They're the worst. Remind me not to get stabbed the next time someone comes running at me with a sword.

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(no subject) - [info]nottheash, 2014-09-11 11:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 01:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]captcasanova, 2014-09-11 04:29 pm UTC

[info]ex_the_kenzi392
2014-09-11 01:23 pm UTC (link)
...good shit.

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[info]crossyourpath
2014-09-11 08:46 am UTC (link)
I just want you to drink one Kenzi! One

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[info]ex_the_kenzi392
2014-09-11 11:14 am UTC (link)
Pass.

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[info]smokingmagician
2014-09-11 10:00 am UTC (link)
If I pretend to be new here, can I join the next drinking and/or shopping parties?

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[info]ex_the_kenzi392
2014-09-11 11:15 am UTC (link)
You'd really have to sell it.

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[info]hasherwhims
2014-09-11 10:26 am UTC (link)
Oh Kenzi, never change my darling!

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(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 11:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hasherwhims, 2014-09-11 12:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 01:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hasherwhims, 2014-09-11 01:51 pm UTC

[info]darkvalkyrie
2014-09-11 11:18 am UTC (link)
I'm in!

And, yes. They are.

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(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 11:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkvalkyrie, 2014-09-11 11:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 11:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkvalkyrie, 2014-09-11 11:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 01:28 pm UTC

[info]nottheash
2014-09-11 11:20 am UTC (link)

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(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 11:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nottheash, 2014-09-11 11:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 01:30 pm UTC

[info]lastzehoberi
2014-09-11 11:27 am UTC (link)
I could do with other things to wear.

And more strong drinks

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(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 11:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lastzehoberi, 2014-09-11 11:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 11:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lastzehoberi, 2014-09-11 11:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 01:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lastzehoberi, 2014-09-12 09:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phoenixmetaphor, 2014-09-11 11:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lastzehoberi, 2014-09-11 12:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 01:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lastzehoberi, 2014-09-12 09:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 01:36 pm UTC

[info]halfterran
2014-09-11 11:47 am UTC (link)
Hell yeah, to option 1.

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(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 01:38 pm UTC

[info]thatlanewit
2014-09-11 12:32 pm UTC (link)
I'm coming. You can't say no. I watched Might Ducks with you.

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(no subject) - [info]ex_the_kenzi392, 2014-09-11 01:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thatlanewit, 2014-09-11 05:26 pm UTC

[info]caf_pow_stat
2014-09-11 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Take me shopping, Kenzi! I need an umbrella. And chokers and bracelets and makeup, shoes, stockings, dresses, skirts.

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[info]decidewhoweare
2014-09-11 11:34 pm UTC (link)
I suppose I should just be glad you're feeling better??

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