War Is Coming Communications.

I don't appreciate being pursued by nude, overly enthusiastic men who are incapable of respecting my personal space. Touching or hugging in any way is something that should require a persons consent, especially if you're doing it without your clothes on.

I noticed a few others have had this same issue. Did you all do anything to get him to stop? No matter how many times I tazed him drove him away, he still kept trying to get his arms around me. And by the time I'd finally gotten him to back off, I couldn't tell if he was suffering from the pepper spray in his eyes or if he was actually sobbing because I wouldn't let him hug me.

I almost felt
I wonder if

I thought he was trying to attack or pull some sort of foolish prank on me at first, but...does anyone know who he was? What if he has a condition?

Am I too old to have a themed birthday party? I have never had one that was before and think I would like it to be themed. But it seems that it is something that ones much younger than I do. I think all of the other children that were my age are gone now though.

Fucking seal took Kira.

Fuck this place. Seriously. What kind of dickbag higher bloody power takes someones kid

ETA -

Right. I plan to get utterly absolutely rat arse wankered drunk.

Anyone want in? The more the merrier. Or bigger the rounds are? Or some bollocks.

Anyway.

Opinions, comments? Do people at least know what I was going for?

I'm being judged y'see.



( Abstract Art? )

What the actual crap

So, people getting shot and thrown through walls, does that happens a lot?

What about actually seeing all the blood through someone else's

( Lissa )

I think we need to talk. At least, I really hope you have an explanation for what I just experienced, because the alternative is that I'm losing my mind.

I looked everywhere. I think Cosima is gone.

Okay singing mistletoe is a new one on me. 

Its the baubles evil twin isn't it? I'm not gonna kiss her to curse her and I'm definitely not gonna kiss anyone else...

It left after a few hours so its not as persistant

When I said I wanted to visit the states, this is not what I had in mind.

So, way I understand it. This world is as full of monsters as mine, right? Some good, some bad?

So, how do I get involved in the getting rid of the bad ones part?

The party/toy/donation drive shindig is in two days. We've reached our goal already but I think it'd be amazing to surpass is. I know not everyone has the money to donate toys and things but time is also a great thing to donate so please if you can do that it'd be great. There's more than a thousand toys to wrap and any helpers would be great.

Also I need someone to paint an awesome snowman game for Rose's center celebration. Any takers?

Someone actually had the audacity to try and steal a pair of limited edition persian rose lululemon wunder under pants from me. They were in my hands! I was holding them! And she came right up to me and tried to snatch them away! I stood outside in the freezing cold for three hours because I knew that they were going to sell out and this three rows behind, end of the line, sleazy, no good tramp thought she could just jump in and swipe the LAST EFFING PAIR of LIMITED EDITION PERSIAN ROSE LULULEMON WUNDER UNDER PANTS from ME.

Suffice to say, I cannot be held accountable for the events that followed.

[ooc: backdated to black friday.]

Right. Whatever this is, I don’t know anything. So, there's not point in asking.

Sarah, you better be bloody here.

All of this talk of Halloween costumes
I should be home making
My babies.

Would anyone like any assistance with their Halloween costumes?

The problem with having a talkative and independent almost two year-old is that she definitely wants to celebrate 'How-een'. She wants to dress-up. Which is fine, it's adorable, it's potentially the cutest thing ever.

However, she's gone through five different costume ideas in the last three weeks. My toddler shouldn't even know what a cowgirl is, let alone want to be one. She also wanted to be a bumblebee, a ballet dancer, a puppy, and, go figure, a princess.

Moral of the story is, don't take a baby into Party City during Halloween.

I know that I should not because she does terrible things and wants my brothers and sister dead, but I miss my mother.

What do you do if you miss people that you should not?

People of Lawrence.  It has come to my attention that we have a large amount of very attractive males in this town.  And, they are not being objectified enough.

I propose that we create a Hunks of Lawrence calendar.

But, how shall we choose which 12 hotties to put on the calendar?  I hear you ask.

Well, get your menfolk to strip off, take a pic and send it in.  And, I and my panel of judges will choose the top 12 sexy men in Lawrence.

P.S. Applications to be on the panel are also being taken.  JSYK.

ETA:

Panel:

1. Tamsin
2. Felicia
3. Clara
4. Kenzi
5. Caroline
6. Alison
7. Ginger
8. Rose
9. Kol
10. Lilu

[Filtered to Everyone who lives in the Lost Girl House, and Vex who lives on our couch]

Boys. I need you all to get your kit off.

I have reasons.

( PACKAGES SENT OUT TO: Lydia, Grantaire, Ward, Loki, and Tom (aka the people that Alison teamed up with during their crazy Hunger Games trip from hell.) )

(ooc: If I'm missing a person that Alison worked with, let me know! I know that she was with Loki/Tom planning to infiltrate the Cornucopia for supplies and I know she worked with Ward + tried to find some way to help Grantaire/Lydia. I AM BRAIN DEAD FROM SCHOOL, SO I COULD HAVE MISSED SOMETHING.)

[ooc: backdated to the evening of the 4th, it isn't Khan's fault I coma napped!]

That was entirely unpleasant. I think I have it in mind to sleep for a week. Which I suppose it can be said is still better than three-hundred years.

I am home and conscious and I have an otter who refuses to leave my side. Now. I am looking for specific people and I imagine they know who they are. Check in, please. Are you all alright?

I need a drink.
I need more than a drink. I need several drinks. And I need something to
I didn't die.

That was certainly eventful.

(Hunger Games Participants)
Did we all make it back?