War Is Coming Communications.

So me and a friend wound up in a graveyard and she remembers a bit less of the past than I do.

Anyone want to do some filling in?

It's no good, I can't do it
Without the original genome
So, hypothetically, how does one tell her sister she's dying?

I could use some advice on the easiest way to tell someone some bad news.

Does anyone have any tips on how to be nice to the person who murdered you? Cause all I want to do is wring her scrawny little neck. Even if I like who I am and all. It doesn't change the fact that she smothered me to death with a pillow knowing I'd think my best friend did it and then later manipulated me to do what she wanted before I stopped that from containing.

But Elijah loves her.

And so I should probably stop thinking up ways to make her suffer.

So tips?

I saw dad and uncle Merrill and me and Morgan on tv with the bad aliens. Mum got smooshed on a tree. But she's in heaven now. I didn't dream about the tv before.

Okay.  That was a bad idea.  I planned on avoiding it.  But, curiosity got the better of me.

Remind me never to watch the show again.

I don't know about you, but I had a really good time. If you want to again, le

Let me know if you start to feel weak or off or anything like that. I can fix it.

I just wanted to say a huge thank you to everyone who made my birthday so special. And the rest of the week, for that matter. It meant more than I really know how to say. I can't believe I'm only 28 now. Which means I've been in Lawrence for almost three years. ....weird.

[Bobby]

I think I'm ready to take on a hunt if you've got anything available.

[Doctor]

So. I need to be in two places a one time. I'd settle for a few hours at one and then speedily heading back to the other. Who do I know with a time and space machine that could help make this hapoen?

what is a twitter and why are these women declaring that they are pursuing me on mine?

is this some form of sexual advance?

Puppy training is ridiculously hard. I know I joked about letting the dog eat Damon's Varvatos, but really, how do I keep the dog from eating Damon's Varvatos shirts? Definitely need some help here. Can anyone lend a hand?

Since we're both rather missing our hearts desires in this town, why not accompany me to the ball, I helped plan it and I'll be dammed if I show up alone.

There'll be alcohol and dancing

It was Claire
It was never a car wreck it was Claire
And she's been in the Warehouse all this time
It's one lie after another and

I needed to know, but I wish I didn't.

I've managed to chose a dress for the ball. Took longer than I expected given I really do tend to work best on a colour scheme.

Rather happy with it actually.

And I do believe I'm settling in, though the whole employment issue still eludes me. I'm not sure what I'm skilled to do?

[Rumplestiltskin/Regina/Emma Swan]]

Have you heard of what Loki is doing? This protection spell layer by layer, magic of many worlds.

I can't be the only one curious as to what we might manage

I'm totes beyond done being quiet and doing the Darcy settles back in at home thing.

Hi, those of you that I don't know/am not familiar with, I'm Darcy...obviously. I like poptarts, ipods, and annoying super skilled and powerful people, generally speaking.

What about you?

Next order of business now is find a job. Because I am not going to turn into Betty Crocker and Home and Garden again.

[Ginger]

Officially settled in! I think this calls for a drink, don't you? One that involves wearing lady clothes and fruity flavors?

I'm curious about you Hook. Quite a lot of questions really, and if I've heard correctly you always seem to be carrying rum.

That is why I'd like for you to come with me to this singing, eating and drinking thing Caroline is hosting.

 And I've been informed I can mute the terrible singers with magic. 

Are you treating her like WIll did all those women when he was heartless
Do you even care about.
Well, one way to find out the truth

[Kenzi and Tamsin]

I told Lilu I'd sort her a nice guy. Told her I had it all sorted.

Bollocks do I. I don't know any nice guys.

Find me nice guys for her. say I found em

[Hook]

Right so, you and me need a chat about a chirpy little ginger

So, being apparently being fictional involves amusing GIFs being made of you.

[Killian]

You really didn't deal well with seeing me that young again, did you?

He was from long before he met you.  Before his Papa became the Dark One.

Although, his reaction wasn't that much different to the way we actually met.

[Belle]

Sorry if I threw you with the Mom joke.  You were just being very bossy, and Mom-like.  It was an obvious response.

I know I'm so much older than you.  But, my Dad loves you, and you make him happy.  It's nice to have a family again.  After so long without one.  After spending centuries in Neverland, with the closest thing to a parent figure being Killian Jones.

Besides, technically the mother of my child is younger than you, what with the curse and all.

It seems this is not Storybrooke as I had first anticipated. It also seems I cannot leave which is decidedly unhelpful.

I am the Red Queen of Wonderland and frankly I have no idea why I've been brought to this Lawrence.

Now I sorta wish I'd wished for the Kraken.