War Is Coming Communications.

Okay, could someone tell me what's going on? Why are we in Kansas? I've got to get my boyfriend home, okay. This isn't cool.

[Texts to Burt]

>I'm sorry! Apparently we REALLY lost track of time. I'll get Dave to bring me home.
>>Or not. Dad, we have no idea where we are. I'll be home as soon as possible.
>>>OH MY GOD DAD WE ARE IN KANSAS. I SWEAR WE DIDN'T MEAN TO BE IN KANSAS.

So, for one reason or another it's been delayed repeatedly over the past couple months. But I really do think another trip to New York is in order. By the end of the month, preferably. I'm getting tired of things coming up to delay it. I can only take so much of Kansas before I start going a bit stir crazy. Especially now that I can afford to get out of town for a while.

The only thing is that it can't be on the week I signed up for the camp thing.

Who wants to go with me? Out of the people I actually like, of course...

I am also open to other suggestions for where to go.

Alright, I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this but I've been thinking about it for awhile now and I confess, I'm at my wits end. So I'm coming to you all for advice.

Exactly how am I supposed to top a literal trip to the moon on the first date? It seemed like a great idea at the time, but now I'm beginning to wonder if perhaps I set the bar just a bit too high. Thoughts?

What the hell Hummel Kurt that really hurt. Is that how it is now, you're an alcoholic and randomly punch people?

Thanks for the welcome.

Happy Birthday, Son!

( Gifts that were left for Kurt. )

"Luckily, right at that moment an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof. He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun."

Oh, how I adore this movie.

Mmmm bacon. I had to go pick up some breakfast because I was starving and I ordered extra bacon. I know I shouldn't have it or the sausage but it's okay to treat yourself a little right? Though this much bacon probably isn't a little...

Hey, Kurt, maybe we should do a family dinner sometime soon? All of your Glee friends can come that way it's not just the two of us? We could have steak? Or just grill out period? Burgers would be good. Man, I want steak.

Dad, dinner tonight?

Also, I have a gift for you. And it's non-returnable, so I really hope you can appreciate it.

Happy Father's Day.

So this is mostly for Mr Hummel, but I guess it applies to everyone else too. Yes, I am a vampire but I never want to hurt anyone. I don't even like being a vampire. I don't want to live forever.

Mr Hummel, I'll totally get it if you don't like me, but Kurt is one of my best friends I would never do anything to hurt him.

Is anyone here even the slightest bit attracted to me?

Or would you be if you were interested in my gender?

This is not me looking for someone to date or anything, I'm just curious because I think the answer is a resounding no.

Boredom along with the inability to sleep makes you do odd things. Such as filling out needless surveys on local websites.

( And this is the survey in question. )

Edit: And because my boredom continues, I add in more questions I found elsewhere.

( Here they are. )

Hey. Not sure if we've officially met, but my name is Booth I'll be your sitter and it looks like you got stuck with my field partner for this round of Kansas Crazy we're doing. Sorry if she startled you, but we still have a job to do despite our new and funtastic situations. but I'll be making sure you stay safe.

I'm a little afraid for my life here.

She pulled a gun on me. What the hell is going on?

So, I found a shop that's hiring, took me a while because I'm not good with a computer. Thing is I don't have an ID or anything....

Anybody able to tell me what I should do about this?

I can't stand sitting around like this, I need to be working and doing something.

Wow, I don't even know where to begin here. I'm sorry for everything that's happened over the past few months - anyone who knows me knows that I was not myself at least I don't think I was, do selves change when we become a vampire? What if that was my real self and before it was all a li

I never meant to hurt anyone. Almost everyone knows the fact I'm a vampire, and now you all do - so, hi people who don't know, I'm a vampire. Except not the grr, argh kind. I don't want to be that sort of vampire. Ever.

Look, I'll totally get it if no one trusts me again but you know it's not like I asked for that to happen, I mean okay I enjoyed parts of it, but I didn't want it

Just...I'm sorry.

[filtered to elena, elphie, damon, and galinda]
So Bonnie is really gone? Did she hate me? Oh God, I never got to say I'm sorry

For once I don't even know what to say. I really don't. I owe you guys so much.

If there is anything I can do, to make up for what I did. Just ask.

What the hell is this:

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Kurt, you got something to tell me?

Fingers crossed that the bugs are gone before the big Princess Diana exhibit closes over in Kansas City. They even have her wedding dress on display. So. Out of those of you that I know, should the bugs be gone in time would anyone care to go see it with me?

I still don't get all of this, but I'm trying to just deal with it. The bugs, though....are they a permanent thing? Is there anything I can do to help?

I'm not a superhero or anything, but I'm a mechanic and a dad? Kurt's dad, actually, Burt Hummel for those that I haven't met.

[Glee Kids/People]
Is everyone still okay? Nobody has gotten hurt by any of these big bugs or anything, right?

EDITED

[Filtered to Adults/People in Charge]
Is anyone aware of the little girl that is cussing up a storm and is acting like a vigilante or whatever? And that no one looks after her?

I know I didn't eat a bad burger or anything Kurt's been on me about that stuff, but I'm seeing some giant bugs. And not just that, I think I'm in Kansas.Why am I in Kansas? How did I get here? I know I didn't smack my head on the car I was under...did I?

Just a second ago I was at home.... What the hell is going on here? I need to get home. How do I get back to Lima, Ohio? And not get attacked by a giant bug?