War Is Coming Communications.

[ooc: Backdated to the night he found Binx]

...I've found a cat.

....A talking cat.

I don't even know what my life is anymore, guys.

And for the record, no. I'm not that drunk and I'm not high. There is a literal talking cat here.

Right so, only a couple weeks from now I'm good to open the club. Its gonna be bloody amazing. Lot more niche than Purgatory and I can promise no Bon Jovi? So dare to be different and all

Vicki. You're in.

Anyone else looking for a job? Requirements are basically either not being a twat or at least being a highly entertaining twat.

And if you steal from me I will make you eat your own liver.

Let me know

This costume shop guy decided to try his luck with scarrin passers by into his shop. His idea scary is apparently jumpin out of a bush with a plastic chainsaw. Eh. What was the scary part was his hair. Looked like Book's. Basically a whatdya call it here afro the size of a gorram bush.

Okay. I'm still kind of at a loss for a Halloween costume. Davina suggested Hans Solo, but isn't Jacen one of his kids? I think I'm one of the last people he'd want in that costume. So...does anyone have any ideas? Because if not I'm considering going as one of the Ghostbusters.

[Khan]

So. You and Mol
Are you actua
How the hell do you get a girlfriend?

[OOC: No blank message for Khan!]

I think the reason we don't have pumpkin stuff year-round is because by the time the season is over we've all overdosed on it.

But for now EVERYTHING IS PUMPKIN AND NOTHING HURTS.

[Greaves House]

Sooooo
On a scale of one to absolute friggin killjoy, how lame am I for aski
I don't wanna be the one who goes DON'T HAVE FUN WITH HALLOWEEN, BITCHES, 'cause Halloween. But is it cool if we maybe make it a thing where no zombie or gore things happen outside apartments? I hate to even fucking ask, it's stupid and, shit, I should be over it by now but I

I'll get everyone tons of candy?

[Claire]

How am I doing?

Also, how're you doing?

Also, how much do you think Mal likes ridiculous plastic spiders?

[Pretty]

I had an idea that might be absolutely terrible but you should probably let me know if it is/isn't.

Stupid ancient old horror movies. The ones that have, like, giant killer leeches that are dudes wrapped in trash bags and shit. I miss laughing at "scary" movies, but I also am liking this thing where I can actually sleep sometimes, so... a compromise with my own brain? Or do you think that would just be bad news?

Can I just ask, when did All Hallow's Eve become such a pumpkin obsessed holiday?

And when did costumes come into it?

And, what is Trick or Treating?  I'm seeing references to it everywhere.

You know what? I'm bored. And, the internet is full of so many amusing things.

Now, you don't have to use GIF's of yourself. But, you'll get extra points if you do....but

1.


2.


3.

4.

I DECLARE GIF WAR!!!!

( Go! )

Moving forward with improving arrival encounters.

1. We need to buy a building/space in a building near the graveyard.
2. We need to figure out exactly what jobs there will be for anyone who is on a team for graveyard greeting duty.
3. Who all wants to be on a team.
4. Funding.
5. Rotations.
6. Security feeds--which I think are already done.
7. How goes those teleporter watches?

Anything else?

So for FUNDING who's willing to chip in?
1. Kirk
2. Robin
3. Lee
4. Peter Hale
5. Natasha
6. Belle
7. Elijah
8. Ariel
9. Peter V.

For being on a potential greeting team, who's in?
1. Robin Hood
2. Marcel
3. Lissa
4. Rose (of the Lissa's friends variety)
5. Jo
6. Buffy
7. Skye
8. Claire Danvers
9. Ana
10. Hale
11. Ginger
12. Peter Parker
13. Rose Weasley
14. Kirk
15. Sydney
16. Natasha
17. Belle
18. Ariel
19. Peter V.

People of Lawrence.  It has come to my attention that we have a large amount of very attractive males in this town.  And, they are not being objectified enough.

I propose that we create a Hunks of Lawrence calendar.

But, how shall we choose which 12 hotties to put on the calendar?  I hear you ask.

Well, get your menfolk to strip off, take a pic and send it in.  And, I and my panel of judges will choose the top 12 sexy men in Lawrence.

P.S. Applications to be on the panel are also being taken.  JSYK.

ETA:

Panel:

1. Tamsin
2. Felicia
3. Clara
4. Kenzi
5. Caroline
6. Alison
7. Ginger
8. Rose
9. Kol
10. Lilu

[Filtered to Everyone who lives in the Lost Girl House, and Vex who lives on our couch]

Boys. I need you all to get your kit off.

I have reasons.

Ladies, we might as well all give up. Looks like we've been outdone by a real looker.

( Check it! Harry and Tony are total babes. )

[OOC: Thought this had gone through but apparently not. Backdated to noon!]

I have the need to buy two dresses today. Would anyone like to come shopping with me? I could definitely use the advice.

Says it all really, doesn't it?

So I've been kind of quiet, other than trying to see if there was a hunt, but I wanted to let you guys know Anna and I broke up. I don't really want to talk about it and I don't want to drown my sorrows because I had gotten the feeling it was coming soon anyway. But yeah. Second relationship since I got here is over, and I don't think I want to try for a third.

[Jesse]

Up for some shopping at the mall next weekend? I want your opinions as I revamp my wardrobe since it's getting colder. Plus I'll spoil you since that's kind of my thing, you being my adopted little sister and all. If you want you can invite other friends of yours to meet us there and I'll at least treat everyone to food. I don't think your dad would mind Tom being around if I was there.

[Catwoman]

We should go out and do something fun, get the hell out of Lawrence for a night or two. Plot this prank war we're supposed to be pulling on everyone. What do you say?

WHAT UP, NEWBIES? Welcome to Seals 'R Us - the très mystérieux land of monsters, mayhem, and inevitable confusion! I'm Kenzi and my contributions toward your unfortunate post-apocalyptic vacay are as follows:

1. Ruh-roh! You're in an alternate universe! Demons are real! The Seal is an unpredictable mystical douche that could randomly dump you on the moon or turn you into a monkey or send in your worst enemy AT ANY POSSIBLE MOMENT! Well, shit. What's a displaced person to do? Simple: get your party on. Ditch your displaced woes for a night and breathe! You don't know anyone here? No prob! I'll take you out, I'll get to introducing, and soon enough you'll find that you actually aren't as alone in this mess as you think you are.

2. Not much of a drinker? No big! There's one form of therapy that I find even more appealing than washing away your woes behind a bottle - SHOPPING. You're new. You have nothing to wear. It is time, my friends, to treat yo selves. And who better to do it with than your friendly, neighborhood me? Lawrence is limited when it comes to fashion, but I know the wheres and I am all too willing to help you all rustle up a wardrobe worthy of your fab selves.

3. So you don't like shopping. That is incredibly tragic and we're probably going to need to have a serious conversation, but okay, okay. I'll deal. There are still sights to see and places to go and you're probably gonna want to get the lay of the land. If you need a tour guide? Look no further. I've got you covered, ladies and gents.

In other news, I'm off the meds and up and at 'em (hence the post!), but these bandages are super itchy. I've said it before and I'll say it again: PETER PAN AND HIS LOST BOYS ARE LITTLE BITCHES WHO DESERVE TO BE STRANDED ON THAT STUPID ISLAND.

Oh, and Felicia. Dude, I'm glad you're back, but the coffee delivery was really not a thing that needed to happen. You know how I feel about shit coffee that is actual shit.

Apparently taking a trip to the Shire reset my broken wrist so I got out of the brace today. And it's been so long since we've done pool and milkshakes that I forgot the last time we did pool and milkshakes. I think we need to rectify this, don't you?

[Catwoman]

Still high as an airplane? Because I need some advice.

[Anna]

I don't even know
Do you want to

Hey. You doing okay?

The docs put me on the BEST DRUGS

ps -- PETer PAN is a DICK.

Look I...I didn't want to say it but it might not be Elena.

I adore that girl, she's a very good friend to me, but Pan works like this, lies and tricks and he twists things.

I'm just worried

[Backdated to Sunday morning]

I think I need help...

[ooc: timed about ten minutes after Elena's death]

We've lost Elena. She's gone.

We are not on friendly territory. I would not suggest anyone going off alone.

I wish
Eponine would be better at

I'm not sure what our next step is, really.