War Is Coming Communications.

What is this? Money, do you want money? That's how this works isn't it. You get money and the chance to brag about besting Lord Lannister when really you probably used subterfuge to get me here.

Is this another rebellion? I don't know what more you people want, you're treated well, anything else you take up with Kings Landing and hope not to burn at the pleasure of our illustrious King.

I will not be held captive.

You know eventually my brother is going to run out of whores, its not that large a city.

Give him another way to occupy his mind, Please?

[Snow]

So tell me bastard, how are you settling in to this brave new world.

[Joffery]

How are you finding things?

Why does this place not have a brothel? Is there some law oppressing that free enterprise? I mean really. How are people supposed to get their kicks around here?

So, who's up for doing something fun? Because I'm itching for a night on the town.

Supposed to be in Lawrence Kingsguarding, not though. Tyrion said first taverns.

siad sorry for wifewhore who was not a whore now there are whores. none pretty like sarcei

this drink is purple.

[Filtered against evil and stuff]
And I had such hopes for this place. Some things, it seems, never change


[Jaime]
King Joffrey?

It appears I was wrong, brother. There are some things all the wine and whores in the world cannot fix.


[Jon Snow]
How are you finding Lawrence, bastard?

While I find most things in this place rather strange, I think pizza may be your land's finest accomplishment.

I was told I could find more answers on this...object.

I know none of you care or have reason to hide the truth from Joffery if you know it. If not just ignore this

But he is young, and there is no reason that he should hear of it. Cersei would... I'd appreciate a little discretion.

WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS RATHER DARING ABDUCTION SHALL PAY DEARLY FOR IT. IF YOU COME FORWARD NOW AND RETURN ME TO KING’S LANDING AT ONCE, I WILL MAKE CERTAIN IT IS A SWIFT AND RELATIVELY PAINLESS DEATH, RATHER THAN THE WEEKS OF TORMENT YOU WILL ENDURE IF I HAVE TO DISCOVER YOUR INVOLVEMENT MYSELF.

- KING JOFFREY OF HOUSE BARATHEON

What preciciely is an 'Ijjit'?

It rather seems to be Bobby's favourite word.

That said, useful stuff we're learning. Rather glad I signed up

On August 14th (that'd be the Sunday after next), Camp Bobby is officially going to be open for business. As a reminder, this is a week long Hunting 101 Guide designed to help those of you who are interested in learning more about the supernatural aspects of this world (though it's mostly, for the time being, centered on demons and spirits -- like ghosts, for example). Room and board will be provided to each new group, so long as each group chips in to help provide food for the week, as Bobby's only got but so much he can give and, according to him, "it ain't nowhere near enough, so you idjits had better find a way to feed yourselves."

Similar to the last time we ran this training event, you have to be at least eighteen or older to participate. I know it sucks for those of you who are younger and want to get your hands dirty with experience, but none of us are comfortable teaching minors at this point, due to both personal preference and past experience, so you're just gonna have to hang tight and wait until you're eighteen before being involved with this one.

Because a lot happened between the last time I posted about this -- which I want to apologize for again, I really intended to get the ball rolling on this a lot sooner I just couldn't -- I'm gonna ask that, if you're interested, that you post your name here. I'll write up a list in the order of those of you who commented to be fair, splitting everyone up into groups set for each week of training. In addition to your name, I'm gonna need info on whether or not you've got the means to get to South Dakota on your own. If you don't have transportation, I'll find you some, but I need to know ahead of time.

If any of you have experience with the supernatural or combat training and want to help out a little at camp with your own courses, let me know. We're all for giving everyone who's headed to South Dakota the opportunity to learn whatever they can.

THE LIST

GROUP ONE
1. Jaime Lannister
2. Jack Landors
3. Dawn Summers
4. Tess Mercer
5. Victor Stone

GROUP TWO
1. Rose Tyler
2. The Tenth Doctor
3. Connor Temple
4. Mel Halliwell
5. River Song

GROUP THREE
1. Trish Wellington
2. Juliet O' Hara
3. Kurt Hummel
4. Anakin Solo
5. Clark Kent

GROUP FOUR
1. Alice Longbottom
2. Neville Longbottom
3. Isabela
4. John Jones
5. Epiphany Greaves

GROUP FIVE
1. Princess Leia
2. Jessica Drew

(Dean)
You don't have to jump into this right away, if you don't want to.

Are all celebrations in this land like the one last night?

God, I am such an idiot

Just so everyone knows I'm putting in extra shifts at the Spence because I don't want to be at the complex right now, so if you don't see me around or hear from me for a bit that's why.

Not really working though
Trying out spells
Spells, hah, if Chloe was here she'd never let me hear the end of that one

Also, ladies. There is a special on Krav Maga classes. Anyone want to join me?

I thought it was the Seven. For a moment I...

As it happens I'm quite glad it isn't just me. Now how do we reverse this?

I dyed my hair. I dyed my hair! I can't believe I'm blonde! I should not be this happy, it's just hair!

So how is everyone?

I'M BLONDE

By the way Kurt, I heard you have a party coming up. If you want any pieces of art from the museum please let me know. I'd be more than happy to sign the papers to make it work.

Also I forgot how annoying art students can be! I really hope I wasn't like that when I was in school.

I'm aware the lessons about these demons have been postponed but are there any here capable of wielding a sword? Its been some time since I've even gotten to spar and I refuse to let my skill diminish for lack of opponents.

Where would one find practice weapons? Its perhaps best I not use my actual sword.

['Cersei']

I didn't dream it did I? Only since that night there has been no sign of you.

You killed my father.

Asides from the claims that he was mad I want to know why.

So, what does one do upon disovering themselves fiction. Immediately hides the bigsecret from the little brother. Only h'es smartyer than everyone and he knew.

So its good with him and now we drank most of a tavern. White Cloak remains in room in absense of a king. Stupid fat king anyway, Better than the Mad one though

Sarahspretty but not her hair. Must investigate her

This form of communication is interesting. I thank you for your help Ser Solo.

I've got to say, I've reread the Malleus Maleficarum since I got here and suddenly everything makes sense.

[Filtered to Jaime]

Thought I'd let you know, that book I show you. I got home from work and Frida Cuddles had torn it to shreds.

Seems she has better taste than I thought.

Am I crazy. I kind of want to tell you about Henry