War Is Coming Communications.

Want to take a trip to London?

I guess London has some redeeming features after all.

Also, apparently I should be loud in the shower more often.

Anyone want me to bring them something?




[Texts to Andrew, sent some time later]
» HELP. I AM LOST IN A SEA OF KLINGONS AND REDSHIRTS.
» COME SAVE MEEEEE

Dear I'm Sexy And I Know It,

Please get out of my head. You are a fun song and all, but not when you're stuck in my head. Then you're just made of annoying.

No Love,
Steph


[Xander]
Hey, so any chance you still wanna do that movie thing soon? You're totally allowed to say no if you don't want to, especially since it's been like forever since we talked about it.

Well, that was certainly a folktale I would not have expected a movie adaption of.

I didn't want to ruin a good day yesterday but some people are giving me no choiceRight then, looks like it's back to the real world. Time to put my cop hat on. I've been seeing a lot of rather disturbing things on the boards lately. I get we're in an apocalypse, everyone needs to let off some steam once in a while. But this is getting ridiculous. My name is Detective Juliet O'Hara. Normally I work homicide cases, but you are forcing this on yourselves being drunk in a public forum. Forcing me to respond. I do pay attention and I am not going to sit back and let it happen anymore.

Underage kids of Lawrence, consider this your warning. You want to run around and get drunk because it's "cool" or it's "for science" then consider this. For every action there is a consequence. Even the most basic scientist should know this. If you want to act like a dumb kid, then I'm going to treat you like one.

Edit:Maybe I should just open a shoe store.

[Dean]
So, Paris soon love? That little sneak pick of London kinda got me more excited.

[Sam]
Can I ask you a favor?

So, Lydia i thinng maybe yuor theory is right. a little anyway. i still maintian i had fun sober.

also that movei we watched...i didn't like it... she looked liek gwyn

Are you busy?

So, the convention was awesome and this weekend is in the running for Best Weekend Ever.

And now we're back in Lawrence and back to our regularly scheduled Apocalypse.

You know, when I was assigned covering the local pumpkin growing contest I had a feeling it was going to be the most boring piece I’d ever write--and this coming after having to write about the hayride that broke down a few weeks back.

Turns out pumpkin growing is fiercely competitive around here and some people believe threatening the judges at gunpoint is what one should do after they don’t get the blue ribbon. Then taking said judge up the water tower to become a full-blown hostage situation.

Oh Kansas. Never change.






...so maybe trouble does follow me everywhere.

>>I'm opening a shoe store.

Can I ask you a favor?

Alright, so since the good detective seems to be doing such a wonderfully terrible job of this, I guess I'll give it a shot.
I hate people my age. I really do.

Alright, here's the deal. I get there's a lot of us here whose parents/guardians aren't here to make rules about what you can and can't do. That does not mean that it's a freaking free-for-all, and it does not give anyone an excuse to be a moron. In case you haven't noticed, there are a bit worse of consequences here than getting in trouble with mom and dad.

I'm not going to tell you not to drink. I'm not going to try to be your boss or your parent or whatever. Because frankly, I don't give a shit what you all do - unless you end up endangering yourselves and others. I don't care if your parents aren't here. I don't care if you don't exist here and technically can't get arrested. You are putting people in danger with your stupidity. Period.

So if I catch wind of any of you being drunk enough that you're pulling stupid stunts again, or anything else that proves what a bunch of morons you seem to be, I will personally come find you, make sure you are filtering any posts properly, make sure you haven't gotten possessed or hurt or whatever, and then, I'm going to kick your goddamn ass from here to Kansas City and back. And trust me, you do not want to challenge me on this.

And since I know at least one person is going to try and argue with me, you should know that I am a fully certified State Alchemist and a Major in the military, and I really have no qualms about following through on this.

Hey, are you busy tonight? I need someone to talk to. I have Twizzlers...

How do I break it to my ten year-old, who's pretty much certain that I'm destined to be attacked with poisoned apples and he isn't entirely wrong that the only thing his baby sister apparently wants right now is an apple pie? Like, painfully so.

I can't even bring an apple in this house without getting in trouble!

[Henry]

Ten names are hard.