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[Apr. 16th, 2012|06:46 pm] |
I think it might be time for some fun.
I do love the opera, don't you? |
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[Apr. 16th, 2012|02:07 pm] |
Fury, we getting our asses in gear or what?
Merry, Pippin, get your suits ready. Pepper, you're sitting this one out. No arguing. |
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[Apr. 15th, 2012|04:43 pm] |
Ha.
Ha.
HA. |
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[Apr. 15th, 2012|07:15 pm] |
Oh, this could be fun. |
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[May. 5th, 2009|04:12 pm] |
Um, Esk? I can't make it to practice today.
Or school. Or out of my flat, period. I'm going to knock myself out again. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2009|02:47 pm] |
Remy LeBeau if you go anywhere near the Joker I'm going to beat you until you've lost all your teeth. |
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[Apr. 17th, 2009|04:58 pm] |
:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O:D;D:O (do you see a smile or a frown? think hard now)
HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING TO SEE ME AROUND?
Wait no longer! Boys and girls, I'm tired of laying low. It's boring. The food there sucks, let me tell you, nobody can cook. It's mostly runny fried eggs and cantaloupes.
No no no. I need a full meal! So I'm back, and ready for some fun.
Fun. It's today's secret word. If I hear you saying it, maybe I'll run you down on a motorcycle, or feed you to the fishes wearing a fedora, or make your small intestine into delicious jam, or give you only the very best spot on the shelf to put your head after I take it off with a chainsaw. It's all equal these days, all very even. The economy may be in trouble, folks, but I've got no lack of...funding.
So! Who wants some fun? |
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[Nov. 12th, 2008|02:36 pm] |
Who all wants to come to me and Onyxx's wedding? The location will be secret, for obvious reasons. Let me know so I can tell you in private. |
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[Nov. 1st, 2008|01:06 am] |
You know, I was going to do something.
Going to.
And then somebody started the Halloween party without me! And they had a better idea!
I'm tempted to sit back and just enjoy the show. I won't, but I'm tempted. Well, out into the streets. REVOLUTION. DISASTER. GIRLS GONE WILD AND SLASHER FLICKS AND JAWS. I like this Halloween. |
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[Oct. 26th, 2008|01:37 am] |
I'm bored.
And Halloween is this week!
A dangerous state indeed. :D |
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[Oct. 12th, 2008|10:59 pm] |
( Candy's Beau )
GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN. |
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[Sep. 23rd, 2008|09:08 pm] |
If you ladies and gentlemen will excuse me, I have a date. Hold my calls! |
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[Sep. 20th, 2008|09:49 pm] |
I always was a little slow to get the news. But hey, better fashionably late than never!
So I hear it's back to business as usual. Oooh. I'm sure you're all just as excited as I am. HA HA. |
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[Sep. 15th, 2008|10:51 pm] |
UNDER THE SEA
UNDER THE SEA!
DARLING IT'S BETTER
DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER,
TAKE IT FROM ME!
:D Aw, if only we could all live under the sea. Maybe we will if things keep flooding. The ice caps will melt and we can all swim around down with the fishes and the people who live in that city underwater.
I heard some of us have achieved this utopian dream. Good for you, furthering it for the rest of us! Now to figure out a way to follow you down there. I want to be under the sea too, you know. It's always been a dream of mine.
At least I know where to send flowers to now.
UP ON THE SHORE THEY WORK ALL DAY
OUT IN THE SUN THEY SLAVE AWAY
WHILE WE DEVOTIN
FULL TIME TO FLOATIN
UNDER THE SEA! |
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[Sep. 7th, 2008|11:31 pm] |
Busy busy busy. So hard to find a free moment to write my loyal fans these days!
I do what I can, though. LET'S CHECK SOME FANMAIL, SHALL WE?
'Dear The Joker, Do you need a penis enlargement?'
NO. HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO HARVEY DENT, THOUGH? PERHAPS HE WOULD BE INTERESTED.
'Dear The Joker, Would you like to make millions by giving me your bank account number?'
HAAAAAA. LIKE I PUT MONEY IN A BANK. :D
'Dear The Joker, Are you lonely? Call 1-800-SEX-XXXX for only $20 and hour for a good time with me!'
WHY CALL WHEN I ALREADY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE?
'Dear The Joker, Would you sign this petition to get more money donated to our Cancer Find A Cure foundation?'
WHY? THAT BIKER GUY TAUGHT ME THAT CANCER IS THE DISEASE OF CHAMPIONS, IF ONLY YOU BUY A STICKY BRACELET.
'Dear The Joker, Would you like to sponsor a Nigerian refugee child for ten cents a day?'
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. GIVE A NIGERIAN REFUGEE A DIME, AND HE'LL EAT FOR A DAY. CRUSH HIS EMACIATED BODY UNDER DIMES EDIT: DIAMONDS, AND HE'LL BE RICH FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
Thus concludes my fanmail reading. Don't hesitate to send some more questions and comments along! :D
EDIT: I THOUGHT THAT WORD WAS BETTER. :D |
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[Sep. 1st, 2008|05:00 pm] |
Would anyone like to go do something? I'm sort of bored, and want to get fun in before I have to start going back to school. |
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[Aug. 26th, 2008|01:32 am] |
One minute I'm standing in Bruce Wayne's penthouse and the next thing I know I'm here. Can someone tell me what the hell is going on here? Where's Rachel? Tell Wayne whatever he's up to this isn't funny. There's a madman on the loose and I've got tons of goddamn paperwork to weed through before court tomorrow. |
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[Aug. 16th, 2008|09:02 pm] |
((The Joker escaped from prison today. Soon after, presents, messages, and random gifts began arriving for people with his distinctive signature attatched.))
( Candy )
( Jason Todd )
( Sweeney Todd )
( Sadako Yamamura )
( Gambit )
I think people have lost the sense of fun that comes from opening a package, so I figured I ought to remind them. |
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[Aug. 7th, 2008|12:00 am] |
[ At 0700 GMT, every human being of every age in the Western hemisphere - from the infantile to the senile - found a hand rolled Cuban cigar in their mouths. The bands read "de Troy/Winchester", the names separated by a golden apple. ]
My niece is going to be a mummy!
( Sam Winchester ) |
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[Aug. 6th, 2008|01:41 am] |
(Due to a series of five heart attacks that occurred at the same time, within the same ten-block radius in London, those ten blocks and the ten surrounding that have been quarantined as a simple precaution due to the fact the symptoms are exactly the same.
There is no word as to the source of the heart failure, though medical examiners and disease control all decided that it would be smartest to err on the side of caution, especially due to the serial killings happening in the same area - and the "unrelated deaths" that went along with them.)
Goodness. Quite a fuss. |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2008|12:04 am] |
((Today The Joker went out and hired some expendable muscle. He detailed his idea for them, gave them all the tools they needed, and then sent them out on a mission. Not an hour later, an anonymous tip led the police to The Joker's location. He was then taken into custody, and was sitting in a holding cell for everything that follows.
The thugs broke into the New York Times building and held the employees at gunpoint, instructing them to insert a flyer The Joker had made up in every edition that went out for the next morning. After this had been done, and the papers sent out on trucks, the thugs left, blocking the doors so that the employees were locked inside. After making a shrill, anonymous 911 call on a disposable phone, they disappeared.
When the police entered the lobby, they found three jack-in-the-boxes sitting rigged to a large bomb with a note instructing them to pick one and crank it. The bomb squad was brought in as the police began evacuating the building.
As they severed the wire that connected the toys to the bomb, the jack-in-the-box on the left popped up. This triggered a second, hidden bomb in one of the offices above, which detonated. Most of the employees got out of the building before the bomb went off. However, the building was turned to rubble, and rescue efforts have yielded no survivors of those who were still inside.
The flyer, while clearly connected to and from The Joker, cannot be linked to him by hard evidence. It's expected he will be released within 24 hours without being charged, but will be watched for the next several days.))
( This is the flyer that was sent out in every issue of the New York Times this morning. ) |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2008|03:35 pm] |
Just thought I'd share with you all something that brightened my day!
Don't you just love the news?
I think it's better than a stand-up comedian. This Li guy. What a cut-up!
HA HA. |
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[Aug. 1st, 2008|05:45 pm] |
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Well...I wish we had rides like that when I was a kid. Maybe my dad would've taken me to more amusement parks.
Looks like a green new world around here. Clean city you've got. Anyone mind directing me to Dorothy and her witchy friend now that the tornado's touched down? I admit, I always was into that girl. Red shoes make such a statement. |
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