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[Dec. 29th, 2008|10:32 pm] |
Xi'an is gone.
Has been for awhile now. Sorry I didn't say anything sooner.
fuck it all |
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[Dec. 23rd, 2008|11:37 am] |
I'm really looking forward to Christmas this year. Dad won't be around to get drunk and make Mom cry. I just have a couple more things to wrap, and I'll be all set.
Who all is doing last minute shopping? (And why? You're crazy.) |
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[Nov. 12th, 2008|02:36 pm] |
Who all wants to come to me and Onyxx's wedding? The location will be secret, for obvious reasons. Let me know so I can tell you in private. |
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[Sep. 9th, 2008|05:16 pm] |
Because your benevolent, truthy Lord and Master is here, and boy, am I pissed.
The topic for today: Questions.
I don't like 'em. They're ungainly pimples on the rear end of Democracy. You go right ahead and pop one of those suckers, and all you get is some unspeakable gunk on your hands. They undermine the foundations of Liberty and National Security, and answers only lead one way-- down the Road of Impeachment, my friends. Questions got Goldilocks and the Three Bears into small claims court, and you already know how I feel about bears.
The only good questions, in my opinion-- and we all know that's the only one that matters-- are my questions. Those questions are the only questions in your lives worth answering, and do I have a doozy for you all right now:
What the red London bus-humping fuck is going on? |
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[Sep. 8th, 2008|12:03 am] |
I just realized that in all the commotion, I left something unfinished back in the last place I lived. I'm gonna go get that handled now. If anyone's looking for me tonight, your best bet will be to look again some time tomorrow afternoon.
( Candy ) |
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[Aug. 25th, 2008|05:49 pm] |
I'm going to buy a sailboat. Maybe take it out on the weekends when I'm not in school. I've been meaning to for a while.
Does anyone know where you'd even go to get that? |
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[Aug. 14th, 2008|05:10 pm] |
I'm fine. |
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[Aug. 9th, 2008|02:16 am] |
(OOC: Onyxx has spent a good sum of money, and promised a techie a favor, to make sure that this post is nigh-unhackable. He wouldn't be taking any chances here, leaving it weakly secured, and got two techies to make sure it was as solid as possible, one he paid and one he promised a favor to. I don't want to say it's completely unhackable, but unless you're very, very good with computers, you probably aren't seeing this.)
( Namor ) |
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[Aug. 5th, 2008|07:57 am] |
Whatever that was, it had better not have been a weather machine. I'll never hear the end of it from Accounts if I had to destroy a cliché that terrible.
Now if someone could point me towards a phone and a bar where they know enough to serve their vodka colder than the beer? |
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[Aug. 3rd, 2008|01:13 am] |
( Onyxx. ) |
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[Jul. 29th, 2008|11:27 pm] |
Oh woe is me
oh woe is me
I used to have a hamster tree
but it was eaten by a newt
and now I have no cuddly fruit
oh woe is me
oh woe is me
I used to have a hamster tree |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|03:35 am] |
...Someone dies for this. |
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[Jul. 13th, 2008|04:25 pm] |
Is anyone else here yet? I'm tired of breaking out of foster homes all the time! They keep catching me when I fall asleep. Nico? Chase? Hurry up! |
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[Jul. 12th, 2008|06:59 pm] |
It sounds stupid, but I'm going to fly over Minnesota and look for lighthouses.
( Onyxx. ) |
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[Jul. 7th, 2008|08:20 pm] |
Here is a list of fearful things:
The jaws of sharks, a vulture's wings,
The rabid bite of the dogs of war,
The voice of the one who went before.
But most of all the mirror's gaze,
Which counts us out our numbered days.
Sometimes, just sometimes, I miss home. |
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[Jul. 4th, 2008|03:09 pm] |
Right, forgot what day today is. Probably shouldn't go flying then.
... does anybody know how to surf? I've sort of been thinking about learning how. It sounds fun. |
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[Jun. 29th, 2008|03:24 pm] |
This is actually creepier than the time got all strange and messed up.
And if you think about the Honeymoon STDs, almost as dangerous! |
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[Jun. 19th, 2008|09:42 pm] |
( Onyxx. ) |
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[Jun. 16th, 2008|08:18 pm] |
So, I'm ready to head off on my next adventure.
Anyone care to join me? |
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[Jun. 15th, 2008|10:46 pm] |
Onyxx, check the living room.
I have plans. You should be scared! |
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[Jun. 8th, 2008|12:48 am] |
( Onyxx. )
Hee. ♥ I just learned how to do that. It's useful. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2008|12:24 am] |
I did it. I told them that I was moving to the states, that I can take care of myself, and they told me that I'm allowed to do so as long as I go to school somewhere and that I don't "cause a rumpus".
I think I can manage that.
( Onyxx. )
( Those people associated with Taunton. ) |
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[Jun. 2nd, 2008|02:19 pm] |
At this rate, I'm just not ever going to go back to school. Having a lake to swim in whenever I want is heaven.
Maybe I can tell them I want to go to American school and get the summer off. I'm old enough to travel on my own. |
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[May. 25th, 2008|01:42 pm] |
Goddamnit, where's Captain America when you need him?! Isn't he the one that's supposed to be busting open these secret experimentation facilities? |
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[May. 24th, 2008|11:27 pm] |
Oh my god is that a -
I'm supposed to blow up a bridge. As part of the French resistance.
I'm tired, and I want to sleep for a month, not do demolitions. Of which I have no idea how to operate. |
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[May. 24th, 2008|11:30 pm] |
To anyone that's played Starcraft. A Zerg rush? SCARIER IN PERSON. God I thought I was going to be infested for a second there. |
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[May. 24th, 2008|12:09 am] |
JESUSFUCKasdklwkodilwioidl |
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