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Tweak says, "Who are you calling a midget?!"

Candy Quackenbush can walk on water. (toitshour) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-08-03 21:26:00

Entry tags:

candy quackenbush, robin, the joker

I hate this.

I should be out fighting too, and instead I'm hiding like a rat.

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	Sugarmuffin dogchasingcars 2008-08-03 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Darling, you're lovely. Don't short-change yourself. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	You toitshour 2008-08-03 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	I... That was almost nice. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Figgy Pudding (is that a pet name? It is now.) dogchasingcars 2008-08-03 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome! Can I come see you now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	You toitshour 2008-08-03 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think the people here would like that much. They'd probably shoot you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lovecheeks dogchasingcars 2008-08-03 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	Never stopped me before! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	You toitshour 2008-08-03 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'm only 16, you know. You should find a nice girl your age. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Honeybunches dogchasingcars 2008-08-03 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	Nice girls aren't my type. You, though, I like. We could ride off into the sunset together! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	You toitshour 2008-08-03 10:05 pm UTC (link)
	Aren't you in love with that Batman guy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Princess dogchasingcars 2008-08-03 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Truly, madly, deeply. But he's always been so aloof. I've abandoned him. It's unrequited! I'm looking for someone new in my life, and you are my type. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	You toitshour 2008-08-03 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	At least you got my name right. If you must call us anything, continue to call us that. I'm already in love with someone else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Princess dogchasingcars 2008-08-03 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	He can't be nearly as interesting. Or she. Is that what this is about? You're in love with the lady with the big font? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	You toitshour 2008-08-03 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	... Boa's part of me. She and I share the same body. We're more like sisters. To say that we're in love is to say that you love your hand, or your foot. They're part of you, within and without. Did you ever have a name? I don't know if anyone would be so mean that they named their kid The Joker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Princess

dogchasingcars
2008-08-03 10:44 pm UTC (link)

I love my hands. And my feet. I use them to walk, and pick stuff up.

I keep myself to myself, sweetums. I know it'll make it hard for our relationship to work, but you're just going to have to get past it.

Maybe I never had another name. Or maybe I know it and I'm not telling. Or maybe I've forgotten, at this point. You know, the little details. They slip right by me.

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	You toitshour 2008-08-03 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	But you're not in love with them. You don't have to be scared of me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Princess dogchasingcars 2008-08-03 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	That's a good point. You're pretty smart, PRINCESS IN ALL CAPS WITH THE BIG FONT. I'm not. But I think your attempts to sweet talk me out of my love for you are adorable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	You toitshour 2008-08-03 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Her name's Boa. I just want to call you something besides You, that's all. And I refuse to call any grown man Joker. You can be a joker, but it's not a name. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Princess dogchasingcars 2008-08-03 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Boa, right. Like the constrictor. I'll remember. Of course it's a name. I happen to like it a whole lot. What, you got something against playing cards? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	You toitshour 2008-08-03 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	She's Boa, I'm Candy. Sort of. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Princess dogchasingcars 2008-08-03 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	Now that...that sounds like you've got a story to back it up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)