The Joker (dogchasingcars) wrote in undertherainbow, @ 2008-08-16 21:02:00 |
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Entry tags: | candy quackenbush, harley quinn, sadako yamamura, the joker |
((The Joker escaped from prison today. Soon after, presents, messages, and random gifts began arriving for people with his distinctive signature attatched.))
((Since The Joker's been unable to locate Candy, he took out an ad that ran during prime time on several major networks. It only lasted ten seconds, and was simply a crudely drawn picture of roses with the words 'CANDY+JOKER=<3' scrawled underneath.))
((After hearing that the young man was one of the few people to survive the explosion and has friends in the community, The Joker sent along a lovely bouquet of rainbow colored daisies, with a heart-shaped 'GET WELL SOON' card attatched with a Joker face drawn on it.))
((A package was sent to Sweeney's barber shop. Inside was a plain, unmarked box that contained a copy of the Sweeney Todd Broadway soundtrack, the DVD of the film, and a card cut into the shape of a knife that reads 'I JUST LOVE MEN WHO CAN SING.'))
((Sadako's package contained a bottle of perfume of middling expense, and a note written in what passes for flowery calligraphy from The Joker. 'FOR THE KIND MISS LADY MA'AM. YOU ARE VERY LOVELY. PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME CANCER. <3 -THE JOKER'))
((The Joker mailed Gambit a large box containing mostly styrofoam peanuts. At the bottom was a smaller box, containing a notecard and Gambit's tongue in a plastic bag. 'THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED IT IN CASE OF FURTHER MAKE OUT SESSIONS WITH YOURS TRULY. XOXO, THE JOKER.'
I think people have lost the sense of fun that comes from opening a package, so I figured I ought to remind them.