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Tweak says, "Big O! Showtime!"

Tony Stark (thanksjarvis) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2012-04-16 14:07:00

Entry tags:

chaos plot, kara zor-el, nick fury, pepper potts, teja wartooth (younger), the joker, tony stark

Fury, we getting our asses in gear or what?

Merry, Pippin, get your suits ready. Pepper, you're sitting this one out. No arguing.

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	withadashof 2012-04-16 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	What? The hell there will be no arguing! I'm coming with you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2012-04-16 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	Your suggestion has been noted and is under consideration. Please wait 6-8 weeks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withadashof 2012-04-16 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	ANTHONY EDWARD STARK. I am suiting up. You? Can't stop me. And you are REALLY pushing it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2012-04-16 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	So fucking sue me for not wanting you to die, Pepper! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withadashof 2012-04-16 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	Guess what? I don't want you to die either, but I don't demand you stay home! Women's rights, Tony. Look it up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2012-04-16 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a pig. We've covered that. Losing you would kill me. And that's the Joker along with fuck knows who else. Please, just don't get away from me at least? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withadashof 2012-04-16 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Well cut it out. That's the last time I'm telling you. You don't think I worry all the time? Get in line. Fine, I'll stick close, but I'm helping. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2012-04-16 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you, promise. ... Though you're pretty hot when you're this pissed off. . (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withadashof 2012-04-16 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	You'd better. Tony! Stop it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2012-04-16 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just saying! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withadashof 2012-04-16 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	Tony. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2012-04-16 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	I love you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	withadashof 2012-04-16 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Don't make me regret loving you back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper thanksjarvis 2012-04-16 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	He scares me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony withadashof 2012-04-16 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Good, you should be scared. He's a maniac. But I've got your back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper thanksjarvis 2012-04-16 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	If I lost you, it would kill me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony withadashof 2012-04-16 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	You're not going to lose me. And that's final. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper thanksjarvis 2012-04-16 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	I really wish Rhodey and those assholes were here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony withadashof 2012-04-16 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	I know, me too. You keep me safe, I'll keep you safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Pepper thanksjarvis 2012-04-16 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	Deal. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	maiden_of_might 2012-04-16 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, need any help? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2012-04-16 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Probably. You a super? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maiden_of_might 2012-04-16 11:49 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I am. Kara. They also call me Supergirl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2012-04-16 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	Of course they do. We're waiting on Fury's orders. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sonofahaus 2012-04-17 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Careful with this one, skipper. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2012-04-17 12:33 am UTC (link)
	If you're warning me against making my wife pissed off as fuck at me, I'm way ahead of you on that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sonofahaus 2012-04-17 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Nope, but that's a close second in danger to the clown. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Teja thanksjarvis 2012-04-17 12:35 am UTC (link)
	I'm fucking scared, I can admit it. I know how he operates, even if he's not from my world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony sonofahaus 2012-04-17 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, you have every right to be. Look, just keep your wits about you, and think of a strategy before making contact with him. He's used to tall, dark and humorless, so maybe playing to that preset could be helpful. If not, just blow the fucker up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Teja thanksjarvis 2012-04-17 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Blow the fucker up is usually my standard operating procedure, but luckily tall, dark and humorless is running interference for me right now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony sonofahaus 2012-04-17 12:47 am UTC (link)
	You'd think that after so many freakin' years of them butting heads, Bats would just get sick of it and immobilize the sonofabitch. You don't have to kill a guy to render him harmless. Just, you know, break his spine or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Teja thanksjarvis 2012-04-17 12:48 am UTC (link)
	That one might hit too close to home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony sonofahaus 2012-04-17 12:50 am UTC (link)
	My fucks ran out a long time ago about what superheroes' issues are. Frankly, you're the only one I don't want to slap upside the head and tell to man up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Teja thanksjarvis 2012-04-17 12:53 am UTC (link)
	I think I might put that on my business card. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony sonofahaus 2012-04-17 12:54 am UTC (link)
	"Doesn't need years of serious therapy" has a nice ring to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Teja thanksjarvis 2012-04-17 12:55 am UTC (link)
	Nope, just rehab. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony sonofahaus 2012-04-17 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Pssh, that's for quitters. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_gotmyeyeo371 2012-04-17 02:32 am UTC (link)
	The hell you waiting on me for? You're the one who keeps saying they're your team. I'll keep an eye on things, you need anything except bail money, call me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2012-04-17 02:34 am UTC (link)
	But bail money is the most likely need. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_gotmyeyeo371 2012-04-17 02:35 am UTC (link)
	And you're going to have to handle that one on your own, Stark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fury thanksjarvis 2012-04-17 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Look, this isn't something that anyone's going to be handling alone, not even Bats. The Joker showed up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stark ex_gotmyeyeo371 2012-04-17 02:41 am UTC (link)
	I saw. And looks to me like you're collecting backup, which is the smart thing to do. Who've you got keeping an eye on everybody from the outside? Anyone? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fury thanksjarvis 2012-04-17 02:42 am UTC (link)
	You? In theory? Look, I'm not going to fight you for command. You've got experience or something that makes the government hand you a bunch of goddamned superheroes. So lead. I've got no idea what to do going up against an asshole like that except shoot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stark ex_gotmyeyeo371 2012-04-17 02:50 am UTC (link)
	You're the one who pulled them all together here, you're the one they'll follow. I'm fine sitting back and keeping an eye on things, keeping you all out of trouble. Basically all you can do against a guy like that is run interference, keep him busy and don't let him near any high explosives. Keep eyes on him at all times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Fury thanksjarvis 2012-04-17 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Not our eyes I'm worried about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Stark ex_gotmyeyeo371 2012-04-17 02:56 am UTC (link)
	You honestly think there's anywhere around here that could actually contain him? No Arkham last I checked. ~~Not that it's all that great at keeping people IN~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	man_who_laughs 2012-04-18 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	I've been sitting here, trying to think of something witty to say to you, and I just thought, oh fuck it, let's dust off an old chestnut... Where does he get those wonderful toys?! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thanksjarvis 2012-04-18 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it. (Reply to this) (Parent)