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Harvey Dent (gottabelieve) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2008-08-26 01:32:00

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harvey dent, the joker

One minute I'm standing in Bruce Wayne's penthouse and the next thing I know I'm here. Can someone tell me what the hell is going on here? Where's Rachel? Tell Wayne whatever he's up to this isn't funny. There's a madman on the loose and I've got tons of goddamn paperwork to weed through before court tomorrow.

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	eyesuphere 2008-08-26 12:47 am UTC (link)
	Sorry to disappoint. Bruce Wayne is dead and you're in an alternate universe. I can guess who the madman is though. He however, is not dead. I'm not sure who Rachel is though, sorry. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gottabelieve 2008-08-26 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh. I'm sorry to hear about Wayne. He was a good man. Alternate universe? That's strange. This feels like New York. Looks like it. Smells like it, unfortunately. Rachel Dawes. Another attorney and my girlfriend. Hmm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

eyesuphere
2008-08-26 01:20 am UTC (link)

Yes, he was.

It's nearly an exact replica of the one you probably are familiar with. Except most of Europe's gone. There was an.. incident. Most people don't believe things like alternate universes though. That vortex brought you here. No way to go back I'm afraid.

Hm, well I haven't heard that name, but I don't know everyone who has one of these, so it's possible she's around. You should have an id in your pocket with your place of residence and your job. Some people's jobs are the same, some are different.

There's a website [link]. It's... very bright and sparkly. I think one of the younger ones helped make it.

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	gottabelieve 2008-08-26 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Hm. I keep having all of these police escorts. They've been referring to me as Governor Dent, so I assume I am the governor of New York. I think I might need glasses now after trying to read that site. Oh, I'm being rude as hell. Harvey Dent, former DA of New York City and now the newly appointed Governor, so it would seem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesuphere 2008-08-26 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Well congratulations Governor Dent, it's nice to meet you. You and everyone else. I'm Dr. Lisa Cuddy, owner of Kent Memorial hospital. You can just call me Lisa though, or Cuddy if you prefer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

gottabelieve
2008-08-26 02:18 am UTC (link)

Huh, you own the entire hospital? Usually the state owns and operates those. That's a pretty impressive building from what I could see from the limo drive today.

I'll call you Dr. Cuddy for now. Just until we get to know each other a little better and we're not on such formal terms.

So is this madman here? The Joker? Maybe I'll get my chance to really deal with him.

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	eyesuphere 2008-08-26 02:24 am UTC (link)
	I do. I'm getting ready to open one in London too as a matter of fact. I have some very generous benefactors. Sounds good to me. He is. He was in jail until a couple of days ago. Good luck with that, he blew up the New York Times last time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gottabelieve 2008-08-26 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Very generous, indeed. A local and an international location. That's very, very impressive, Dr. Cuddy. So he's on the loose? Christ, now I have to bump up my manpower and get to work on this. He's already a few days ahead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesuphere 2008-08-26 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	Well thank you. I try. Kent Memorial is the number 1 hospital in the world, not to give myself an ego, but I'm very proud of it. He is I'm afraid, though he hasn't made any public threats since he got out. I assume he's lying low. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gottabelieve 2008-08-26 03:11 pm UTC (link)
	Well, as governor, you let me know if you need anything in regards to the hospital. With the Joker loose, you may need increased security. Hm, maybe I should just call him out. He seems to like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eyesuphere 2008-08-26 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you, sir. That's very generous of you. If anything happens you'll be the first to know. It seems he does. Good luck though, it seems that most people around here will call you an idiot for doing so. I'm not one of those people. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dogchasingcars 2008-08-26 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	Har-vee Dent. What a pleasant surprise. I thought you were dead too--or was that Gotham that thought it and me who knew better? I never can remember... Anyway, good to have you back. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	gottabelieve 2008-08-26 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Joker. Man of the hour and huge topic of discussion from what I hear. You've been stirring up your little brand of destruction and mayhem in my city. I have a real problem with this, so I suggest you be a good little dog and do as you're told. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dogchasingcars 2008-08-27 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh. I do so like FORCEFULNESS in a man. Always makes me wonder if he takes it into the bedroom. Though I guess at this point that would be necrophilia, which is gross even by my standards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gottabelieve 2008-08-27 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Why doesn't it surprise me you're thinking of my bedroom habits? Necrophilia? What? Rachel isn't...what did you do to her! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	HARvey Dent dogchasingcars 2008-08-27 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	You know, you're so much less interesting this way. Hmmph. But yes, your sweet, unassuming assistant DA girlfriend is dead. And it wasn't my fault. No, you've got the Bat to thank for that little development. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Joker gottabelieve 2008-08-27 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Batman's responsible? I told Gordon he was a loose cannon! You were being hired by Maroney and the whole gang of them, so you are just as responsible as Batman. Why don't you show your face again? Stop skulking around in the shadows or are you afraid I'll put your ass away for good? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	HARvey Dent dogchasingcars 2008-08-29 12:02 am UTC (link)
	And you did tell him, I know. Shame, really. Pretty girl. I liked her style. Oh terrified. Shaking, shaking, shaking like crazy. My henchmen just can't keep me STILL because I'm so TERRIFIED that HARVEY DENT WILL COME TO FIND ME. OH NO. (Reply to this) (Parent)