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The Joker (dogchasingcars) wrote in undertherainbow, @ 2008-09-07 23:31:00

Busy busy busy. So hard to find a free moment to write my loyal fans these days!

I do what I can, though. LET'S CHECK SOME FANMAIL, SHALL WE?

'Dear The Joker, Do you need a penis enlargement?'

NO. HAVE YOU SPOKEN TO HARVEY DENT, THOUGH? PERHAPS HE WOULD BE INTERESTED.

'Dear The Joker, Would you like to make millions by giving me your bank account number?'

HAAAAAA. LIKE I PUT MONEY IN A BANK. :D

'Dear The Joker, Are you lonely? Call 1-800-SEX-XXXX for only $20 and hour for a good time with me!'

WHY CALL WHEN I ALREADY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE?

'Dear The Joker, Would you sign this petition to get more money donated to our Cancer Find A Cure foundation?'

WHY? THAT BIKER GUY TAUGHT ME THAT CANCER IS THE DISEASE OF CHAMPIONS, IF ONLY YOU BUY A STICKY BRACELET.

'Dear The Joker, Would you like to sponsor a Nigerian refugee child for ten cents a day?'

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. GIVE A NIGERIAN REFUGEE A DIME, AND HE'LL EAT FOR A DAY. CRUSH HIS EMACIATED BODY UNDER DIMES EDIT: DIAMONDS, AND HE'LL BE RICH FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

Thus concludes my fanmail reading. Don't hesitate to send some more questions and comments along! :D

EDIT: I THOUGHT THAT WORD WAS BETTER. :D