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These new pink birds around town.

They are quite delicious.

So uh...Vegas was interesting. Never been arrested before. Thanks, Tony, for bailing me out before you left me to the aliens.

Private to Big Peter

Dude, thank you. You ever think about growing a stache for real?

Private to Gwen

I know it's been a bit since I checked up on you. Just kinda letting the heat die down since I don't think your 'dad' was super happy about where we ended up.

You don't hate me, right?

In just a few days here some of us will have been in this place (alright, alright. Starklandia) for six months. That's -- it's a wild thought. To think that we've all been without proper Chinese take out for this long. Or a million other creature comforts. But mostly take out.

By all rights, we should be proud of ourselves though, we've built a lot in the time we've been here, made it something better than some dusty empty buildings in a town with no running water or electricity.

Rest assured, we're still working on a way to figure this place out, how to get off the ride (if that's something you want) and all the rest. But. If there's anything that's within my power to help you with that you'd like to see, now's the time to offer suggestions or make some asks.

Thanks,
T. Stark


PS: I'm not naming names or pointing fingers but there's only 5 webslingers around these parts and at least one of them is painting dicks around town. I'm not saying it's not hilarious, but you're making Captain America make a face. So. You know. You're on notice.

Can we meet?

I have things I wish to share with you.

Hey, listen. I love you all. I do. And I'm really, really glad you're all feeling better and back to yourselves.

But I'm gonna be really honest. I'm mostly just glad I don't have to make any more soup. Possibly for as long as I live.

I sneezed and Force pushed a lamp across the room.

What is this illness, and how do I get rid of it.

My head is pounding.

My lightsaber has appeared.

I've been staring at it for two days.
Where did it come from. I lost it when I was ejected into space.

Now it's here.

Someone explain this.

...Master Kenobi, may I confide in you?

I have learned things and it's shaken me, and my beliefs.

I understand you Jedi are ultimately detached from your feelings, but...
I do not know what I am doing any longer.

Uh...

Yeah. Okay.

So. Hi.

( Weird Force talking here )

I am going through the Doors. I will go alone if no one wants to come but if you do, I plan to leave in half an hour

So is everyone getting one of these things? I'm starting to feel left out.

Okay, now that I'm back on my feet, anyone wanna go through the doors with me? I heard they have a beach.

WANTED: One or two part time employees.
WHERE: COFFEE. The coffee shop.
WHEN: I dunno, man. Kinda whenever you feel like it.
WHAT: I mean, there's no money here. But you get first dibs on coffee and also I guess maybe fame and glory? It's not about the money, but the friends we make along the way?
WHO: Talk to me. Clint. Barton. I run COFFEE.
WHY: I don't wanna work 24/7?