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Oh man. This can't be good. Alternate dimensions, really? Is it the 2nd Tuesday of the month already?

Surprise trips to alternate dimensions aren't cool. I don't have any underwear, toothbrush, or deodorant. That last one you guys are absolutely going to regret, trust me. I don't even have a change of clothes, and this suit does NOT breathe.

Any way, hello, I'm your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, and if this is Mysterio you're going to be SORELY disappointed by the smudges I put all over that fishbowl of yours.

Is it even possible to have a hang-over for four days?

Private to Thor

What the hell did you have in that booze?

While we're on the subject of being responsible adults who ought know how to garden (which, sorry, I don't and you don't want me trying), there's some stuff that all of us probably need to be focusing on a bit more.

While I'm trying to work out a way out of here, it's slow going so for now this place is our home. We've got to work a little harder to make this place sustainable, because you never really know what those doors will or won't uncover.

That said, for those of you who go out there scavenging, it'd be really great if you brought back any of the following:

Chickens. Like, live ones, preferably.
Goats? I guess?
Vegetables / seeds for planting
Medical supplies (penicillin, bandaging, disinfectants, etc - talk to one Stephen Strange about the particulars.)
Cleaning supplies
Hygiene supplies
Non-perishable foods, bottled water
Camping gear
Cooking gear.
Bedding

I'm going to make sure that one of the buildings in town can be used as a medical center, and another that's stocked with essentials that everyone can use as is necessary. Any help or further suggestions would be great.

PS: I'm working on digital stuff too. I know it doesn't seem as important to some but let's not live like sad people in the woods. I've got an upgrade ready for these phones, and we'll get a server going. Shared music and videos, anyone?

PPS: I added emoji capabilities. Please don't abuse them and make me turn this car around. ☕️

I couldn't help but notice that while you have a well-established bar, the tomatoes are flooded and snails have eaten half the lettuce in the garden plots.

[Thor]
How is your brother really doing here?

Are the doors really taking people to outer space, lately? Like, seriously?! And uh...does anyone wanna check it out? Not saying I want to go floating around in space (that would probably kill me), but it would be kinda cool to see another planet.

Just saying.

Hey guys! It's official, Pancho's is reopening, we got things put back together after a pretty exciting opening night, and we're back and better than ever.

Some ground rules, I will web you to the ceiling if you think about starting a fight in the bar again, and Carol - well let's just say you'd rather go with my way than hers. If you find any interesting booze through the doors bring it our way and we'll put your name up on the wall... or something?

Look just come and hang out again, we're open I'm making pizzas it's gonna be great.

Wow, okay so they said the C train was being rerouted but this is a new record of clusterfuck, even for the New York City Subway.

Hi, I'm Bobby and I'm...lost?

So I come out of my not cute little house to take a walk and my drum set was there. Excuse me! How did this happen? Are inanimate objects going to start showing up the way people are nowadays? At first I thought maybe it was a rando gift from Mr. Stark or Alpha Parker but!!!! These are definitely my drums</i> because I carved an angry faced Em Jay on the edge of the snare with my house key and it's still there.

How did this happen? I'm so excited but SHOULD I TOUCH IT? What if it's a trap? I mean, my Spider-senses are not going off so it's probably cool and I want to play them really bad but should I leave them alone, or...? I got my drum sticks a while back and I guess they're fine but this is weird and I want to say awesome but. You know what else would be awesome? If whatever entity is keeping track of things we want, can I just have all the corn dogs next time?

My name's Sam Wilson, and interdimensional travel gives me a headache. Is this a convoluted evil scheme or someone's failed science fair project? Or to rephrase, how prepared should I be to punch people?


added: Steve Rogers, get your extremely fine ass out here.

Hey Guys! This is an interestin' little town you got here. Lots of buildings. Trees. Stuff.

So uh...what's everyone doin' here? Anything interestin'?

Also, how the fuck do I get outta here? Thanks, love ya!

So.

This is something different.

Anyone out there?

Thanks for everyone who came last Friday to Pancho's. Thanks to those who have helped with the repairs.

America and Jan, if you come near my bar I will hurt you. I mean that very literally.

Um, hey everyone. Wassup?

I'm Miles and I got here a few days ago, right before two girls trashed the bar. Which was kinda cool and weird. I'm a friend of Peter Parker (the older one), but it's kind of a long story. Anyone, I figured it couldn't hurt to try this thing out. Also, I wanted to see if anyone might be willing to maybe hang since Peter's been busy rebuilding the bar.

I'm not even sure if this transmission will reach anyone, but I have to try.

Hello. My name is Obi-Wan Kenobi. I've crashed my ship on this planet, but I haven't been able to contact my allies. It is imperative that I return to my mission as soon as possible. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated, and I will do what I can to repay you in the future.

Okay, sort of an announcement. Old Man Parker and I have been working on a pet project for a little while and I think it's about done. So, I'm pleased to announce Pancho's Bar will officially be opening this Friday.

We're just a few doors down from Coffee, but feel free to come by and check it out of you are so inclined. You can't miss us. We're the gaudy building with all the Christmas lights hanging from the outside and the hand-painted Pancho's sign.

...We're still working on the decor.

Soooo.

If anyone, like, comes across those little tiny watch batteries in their travels, I'd really appreciate it if you nabbed a few for me. Kinda important. Will offer coffee in exchange, and possibly hugs if you're keen on that sort of stuff.

Thanks!

Seriously, what do you lot do all day? This is painful. Painful.

Someone entertain me. Or I'll have to bother Sirius and we all know he's out of control, poor bloke.

Need something better than the boring old clothes you found when you first arrived? Never fear, for Van Dyne's is here! I've officially re-opened my business here in Starklandia, right next door to COFFEE! Figured we might as well start a shopping district here, right?

I've got all sizes and styles, so stop in and take a look! I will happily provide it for free or, if you're so willing, snackies! I'm starting to run low on chocolate and would happily take a refill!

Private to Tony Stark

Do you think you could recreate the plans for that tiny spider drone?

So, this is gonna sound like a weird question or whatever, but has anyone seen a tiny metal flying spider?