Severus Sighs

Title: Debriefing
Author: BertaS
Date: 5/11/14
Pairing: Severus and Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Slash
Summary: I was reading 'Tango at the End of Winter' and Hermione went off about Harry taking all night with a debriefing. This is what popped into my head.

( Debriefing )

Title: Changing Time Challenge
Author: BertaS
Date: 5/29/14
Pairing: Any you want
Rating: Any
Word Count: Any length
Warnings: None Yet
Summary: Challenge issued to all. Please continue from where I left off.
A/N: I can't seem to get any further with this. I have to many times Harry could go to: 1. Fourth year in the potions store room just as Snape asks if he knows what potion he is holding; 2. Second year just as he removes the basilisk fang from Riddle's book; 3. Fifth year during Occlumency lessons. And so many more.

( Challenge )

Title: Sprog
Rating: PG
Pairings/Characters: Severus/Sirius, Professor McGonagall, Harry Potter, Horace Slughorn, Poppy Pomfrey, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks
Warnings: None to speak of
Summary: A potions experiment goes haywire
A/N: This story ate the entirety of the winter of 2014 (I was going through a bad patch and the muse was being horrible along with everything else.)and was an attempt to take a crack at a fandom trope I've never done before. Please forgive the wibbly drawing in places, babies are not my forte' so it took some getting used to.


( Read more... )

So, in the last post a couple of people expressed interest in a challenge or a minifest or something to that effect. Hey, these days, we could all use a little more Severus in our lives. Plus, he gets (even more) grumpy when he feels ignored.

Anyone have any ideas? Fearless leaders, any input?

It's been very quiet here since last February and I was wondering if anyone is still hanging about? Still writing fic? Still making art? Still Severus obsessed?

How has everyone been doing?

I missed having the annual SS Anti-Valentine, so I wrote a drabble anyway. I'll just leave this here, shall I?

Title: Slytherin Valentine
Author: Inamac
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: G (for the moment)
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
A/N: I could not let Valentines Day go without writing an anti-valentine for my boys... If only a drabble.

Two Slytherins prepare for Valentine's Day

"I always get them mixed up, you know."

"Hmm?" Snape stirred another phial of liquid into the steaming cauldron.

"Saints Valentine and Sebastian. I think it's the association with arrows. And Love." Only Lucius could give the word its full capital letter.

"The arrows were from Eros," Snape said. "The Arrows of Desire." He was perfectly capable of enunciating his own capitals, when it suited him.

"Well, I thought you'd appreciate them." Lucius presented him with the boxed set of silver darts.

Snape smiled as he plucked one from the velvet and twirled the point through the finished love potion.

Title: Sev's Challenge
Author: BertaS
Date: 1/26/2014
Pairing: Severus and ?
Rating: G
Word Count: 175
Warnings: None - Meta
Challenge: I, and Severus, challenge you to write something that will make Severus growl, swear, smirk or laugh. Preferably something that will earn, or retain, you a seat on the naughty sofa.
Disclaimer: Anything you recognize I most likely stole so I could play with them.


Sev's Challenge

Severus looked around his lab his eyes narrowing. He frowned as he realized that there was no noise coming from the door to the Lounge. Sighing and knowing he was going to regret it, he opened the door and walked toward the naughty sofa. He noticed that there were very few women in the room and most of them were hiding in the shadows.

Raising one eyebrow at the cat on said naughty sofa before speaking to the woman seated on the hearth rug, "Where the hell is every one. I haven't been disturbed by anyone, other than This Old Cat, in months."

The woman shrugged, "I know. We didn’t even celebrate your birthday. Should I issue a challenge, to write something that will make you growl, swear, smirk or maybe laugh? Preferably something that will earn, or retain, the author a seat on the naughty sofa?"

Severus glanced around where some of the shadowy figures were becoming more distinct. "Indeed. I am beginning to get bored."


Okay everyone, write Severus a story. BertaS

Title: Warmth
Author: BertaS
Date: Friday, October 4, 2013
Pairing: Severus and ?
Rating: PG
Word Count: 126
Warnings: Slash
Summary: what’s it all about?
A/N: Miss Roo wanted porn, this is as much as I can manage at the moment. It's a choose your favorite paring. Anything you recognize I most likely stole.

( “Warmth” )

Title: Twelve Inch Rock Hard Cock
Author: BertaS
Date: 9/12/13
Pairing: none
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Warnings: Stupidity
Summary: Sometimes the things we say don’t come out like we intend.
A/N: Anything you recognize I most likely stole. This was inspired by snow's comments about our most recent spammer. I challenge you all to write a story using the words "twelve inch rock hard cock"

( ”clicky” )

#AVD peoples!! We came, we laughed, we angsted, we rocked the Casbah like old-school rockers. It was amazing and fun and made us all kinds of happy <333

Thank you to everyone who contributed, read, recced, commented, beta'd, cheerleaded, hashtagged #likeaboss, smiled, wept, screamed, and enjoyed all the offerings. We couldn't have done it without you!

Contributors are now free to repost their works wherever they would like, with our sincerest thanks for playing this year. You all made #AVD rock! <333

( Masterlist of all things #AVD )

So much fun, guys!! Thank you!! <333

Title: A Change of Heart
Author: suitesamba
Pairing: Severus-Neville, brief Severus/OFC
Rating: G
Word Count: 1648
Warnings: Angst, sweetness
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Neville comes to Hogwarts and teaches Severus by example.
Prompt: PROMPT 6: It is better to be feared than loved... Or so Severus tries to believe.
A/N: I am nothing without my betas. abrae and roozetter, I salute you!

( A Change of Heart )

Title: Firewhiskey Dulls Your Claws
Author: wonderluck
Pairing: Severus/Neville
Rating: Hard R
Word Count: 1900
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: A calculating Severus attends a Valentine's Day event for the unattached. Neville appears and nearly foils Severus' plans.
A/N: Based loosely on prompts 2 (Severus is embarrassed to bare it all because of a certain "condition") and 3 (A personal ad in the Daily Prophet -- Wishful hope for finding a partner only to wind up on a date with...).

( Firewhiskey Dulls Your Claws )

Title: The Twisted Thread of Fate
Author/Arist: bonfoi
Pairing: Severus Snape/Narcissa Malfoy; Severus Snape/Nymphadora Tonks; Severus Snape/Regulus Black; Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: R
Word Count: 4.148
Warnings: Violence
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Severus has plans, and he hasn't survived Voldemort—twice!—just to miss out on his inheritance. Too bad he has to go through so much...
A/N: Many thanks to my beta, badgerlady who goes above and beyond to polish my words. This was written for prompt number </b>7.</b> Severus hates pets, small children, and nosy relatives. Too bad he'd got to navigate all of them before he can claim his magical inheritance after the war. There's also that pesky proposal he has to make on St. Valentine's Day that's ruining his life right now.

( The Twisted Thread of Fate )

Title: A Twist of Lemon
Author/Arist: bonfoi
Pairing: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,311
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: It all has to do with fairy tales, machinations and manipulations, the long game and the havoc a poltergeist can wreak on the best-laid of plans.
A/N: Many thanks to my beta, badgerlady. She always makes me a better storyteller, and she did it again. This was written for prompt number two: 2. Severus is embarrassed to bare it all because of a certain "condition" – Maybe Severus is a hermaphrodite. Or has a third nipple or man boobs. Or a terrible skin condition. Or he's REALLY hung. #centaurSeverusFTW

( A Twist of Lemon )

Title: Severus and the Incredibly Helpful House-Elf
Author: gingertart50
Pairing: Severus and a house-elf (plus, most probably, his own right hand)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5000
Warnings: See pairing?
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Headmaster Snape discovers the power of house-elf magic the hard way.
A/N: Beta-ed by the incomparable lovetoseverus.
#alltheprompts. Yes, Roo and Snow are evil enablers. You tried to make it impossible this year, didn't you? Mwahaha! Well, see how well that worked out!

( Severus and the Incredibly Helpful House Elf )

Title: Truly Incredible
Author: atypicalsnowman
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 900
Warnings: None. Bah!
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Lately Severus has been attracting more than his share of magical creatures.
A/N: Oh my God, I actually wrote something! Seriously, it’s been a while. Thanks to fellow mod and BFF roozetter for not giving up on me. Also, my fic is totally not going up on the last day of the fest because I just finished it. No way. That would be totally irresponsible.

( Truly Incredible )

Title: Why Don't PEOPLE Like Me?!
Artist: lemondropseven
Pairing: None, really.
Rating: G
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this art.
Summary: Snape hates Valentine's Day....and with good reason.
A/N: I used prompt 9, in which Snape is pursued by all manner of magical creatures. I had wayyyy too much fun with this. XD Watercolor, colored pencil, and ink.

( Why Don't PEOPLE Like Me?! )

Title: The Candy Man
Author: suitesamba
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: R
Word Count: 1218
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: The Hogwarts staff is surprised enough to see Severus Snape out and about the corridors on Valentine’s Day. But passing out candy? What madness has overcome him?
Prompt: Instead of glaring or cursing or scathing comments that make children cry, Severus is smirking and passing out candy to his friends. Well... his kind of candy, anyway ;)
A/N: Thanks to abrae and roozetter for the beta. Roo, I hope this one did not make you question your life choices.

( The Candy Man )

Title: Accept My Gift, Accept This Heart
Author: winoniel
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: R (for non-violent gore)
Word Count: 2860
Warnings: Gore
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Genres: Horror, Angst. Based on Prompt #5—“Severus took a deep breath and closed his eyes, his heart breaking.” Severus doesn’t know what to do with the gift of a heart (well, besides rendering them for potions ingredients, but well, um, that’s not always appropriate).
A/N: #1. Thanks WLL, for the extremely, extremely 12th hour beta and the S*s* Mods for, well, everything they do, bless them.
#2. Ok, this started somewhere totally different, but I decided to look at the prompt more concretely, and this is what happened. This is not my normal type of writing but I thought, ‘Why bloody not?’. Poor Severus, he comes out to play and gets angsted….

( Accept My Gift, Accept This Heart )

Title: The Gifts That Keep On Giving
Author: inamac
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: R
Word Count: 1000
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. The characters and their worlds belong to their original writers and no copyright infringement or offense is intended. No money was made from this story.
Summary: Christmas and New Year is an endless round of gift-giving for the lovers. By the time Valentine's Day arrives Severus has something very special in mind.
A/N:



( The Gifts That Keep On Giving )