|bertas (bertas) wrote in severus_sighs,|
@ 2013-09-15 07:53:00
|Entry tags:||challenge, drabble, member: bertas, pairing: none, rating: g|
Twelve Inch Rock Hard Cock by BertaS
Title: Twelve Inch Rock Hard Cock
Word Count: 100
Summary: Sometimes the things we say don’t come out like we intend.
A/N: Anything you recognize I most likely stole. This was inspired by snow's comments about our most recent spammer. I challenge you all to write a story using the words "twelve inch rock hard cock"
Twelve Inch Rock Hard Cock
"Hay Snape, you wan'a see a twelve inch rock hard cock?" Oliver Wood called across the crowded room.
Severus glanced at Harry before moving closer to the Quidditch star. He raised an eyebrow as he replied. "Ordinarily, I would say yes. But I'm not certain this is the appropriate time and place for such things."
Wood frowned slightly as he looked as some of the other guests, most of whom were laughing. "Um, not sure how you figure." He waved his hand at the mantle as he realized what he had just said. "Oh Merlin! I meant my rooster statue."