I never thought I'd miss the cramped quarters of the Bus, but here we are.
[SHIELD]Strangest thing. I've received a hit from the DNA analysis! But not to any standard government database, oh no. It was from SHIELD.
Maximoff, W. First name and any other personal details have been completely redacted. In fact, I only managed to get that much thanks to a minor record in an oft-overlooked thing called SHIELD's vaccine database (which is often nestled within the general health records database but which is, in fact, an actual separate entity thanks to its overlap with certain tactical operations), which contains surprisingly scrupulous records of its patients' vaccine histories (if not so much any personal identification).
W. Maximoff enrolled in the Operations Academy in 2009 but left after six months due to an unspecified family emergency. He (she?) also incidentally received a tetanus shot. Fell off the grid entirely after that, it would appear. No official government records of legal existence or family, nothing.
I honestly can't tell if this was SHIELD's doing or HYDRA's. Or both.
[Dr Banner]Hullo, Doctor Banner! I hope you are well. I'm forwarding to you the results of the forensics DNA analysis. I know it isn't much, but it's a small lead nonetheless.
Do you enjoy sandwiches? What is your favourite? Was that a bit random? That was a wee bit too random. Sorry. It's for a good reason.
Bribery.[Fitz]Agent Morse says you've been wired up again! I know you've missed it. Don't tell anyone else, but I think I prefer these Stark tablets to the SHIELD-issued ones. Just a bit. Seems narcissistic to name all one's products after one's self, don't you think?