In The Tardis

If anyone needs a babysitter, I'm the first of seven kids. I have awesome references if you can figure out how to check them.

Everyone felt that, right? We might have landed somewhere, or the TARDIS hit something solid in space.

[ pete ]

You down for some winter webslinging?

[ mj ]

Did you maybe want to go ice skating with me?

[ mr. stark tony ]

Hey, Mr. Stark. I just wanted to give you a quick heads-up that Peter and I are going to hang out today.

I know the TARDIS is psychic, so I guess I know the answer, but how the heck does she know my apartment so well?? It's perfect! It's like the Svartalves allowed the whole thing to be plucked out of their building and into the TARDIS, which they would never do.

Seriously, the TARDIS is creepy and awesome.

Also? Arendelle is heaven! I never want to leave!!

So basically, I want to be in two places at the same time. Anyone have a 'split yourself in half and not in a gory way' spell?


[Molly & Peter 2]
You?
Me?
Date?
Skating?
Snow angels?
Hot chocolate?
Hand-holding?

Aliens again, huh? What’s a guy gotta do to get a drink around here?

Okay. Seriously. Are we doing Thanksgiving? I've been telling Bobby about it and he's either hungry or excited. Might be a little of both. Either way he's super enthusiastic and I think he wants to try the greens.

We've also got about a month till Christmas and... I just realized that I'm not gonna be with Mom for it this year... And-

That's... that's a thing. Hawkins is a mess and we're not gonna be there for it...

This phoneish thing tells me it's my birthday!

Happy Birthday, me.

[...]

This isn't pathetic at all.

Intelligent, seemingly hyper advanced AI, able to counter my hacks in real time? Those movements are too precise to be another human. Not a building, this is a... ship. And it's... changing the floor as I roll forward making it wheelchair accessible?

Please tell me one of Superman's rogues scooped up a few of us Gothamites and I'm not going crazy here, because this looks a lot like the TARDIS. Twenty minutes since I got out of that medical lab with that... Pokemon (?) in it and the only thing I'm sure of is I'm clearly not in Gotham anymore. What the hell is going on here?

[Bats, JLA, DC characters - Audio, via either Comms or Phone]
This is Oracle, can anyone read me? Repeat this is Oracle. Does anyone read me?

Um […] are alpacas particularly suited to space travel?

hi
hi
hello!
it's me
you know who i am
let me tell you what kind of drink i'd make for you.
please
please
do tell me!

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