The Exam: IC Community

I'd take a moment to introduce myself, but I've never had much of a taste for performative modesty and of course, you already know me, Television's Moira Rose, from my tenure on the serial daytime drama Sunrise Bay as the capricious and cunning Vivien Blake. But there's no need to be intimidated! If there is anything you need, I'll be sure to have my husband Johnny Rose help you with it right away.

Now, I must welcome you, my esteemed and apotheosized guests, to our humble and unpretentious excursionist's getaway. I hope each and every one of you enjoyed your first sleep in our folksy bedsteads.

Please, allow Roland to have the honour of turning the sheets and tidying up your rooms while you enjoy all the wonderous rustic conveniences Schitt's Creek has to offer.

To the truly adventurous, I highly recommend a visit to Rose Apocathary for a taste of the countryside. Rose Apocathary carries only locally sourced, handmade products, such as soaps and hand creams, as well as wines and cheeses from nearby farms.

And for the bold and brave, Café Tropical will make you a lunch special unlike anything you, or the chef, has ever seen before. It's truly a once in a lifetime experience.

Does anyone have a cup of sugar?

I legit haven't saran-wrapped someone's bed since college. That takes me back. Though, yeah, the last time it happened I'm pretty sure I was experiencing a walking blackout after drinking too much hunch punch from a 5-gallon cooler. Surprised I was even walking at all though - even guys nicknamed 'Tank' were unconscious after a dueling battle with that shit.

Anyway. Sorry, Gladio, was just keeping the bed fresh for you.

Are sweaters and wigs a normal custom in this town or Canada at large? I'm curious about the societal reasoning?

I still have absolutely no idea what's going on, but at least this seems pretty harmless. And definitely better than death

Sara? John said you were around. Is that true?

Really, pranks are so immature. If I wasn't worried about the consequences I wouldn't bother.

Red Team

Hello my name is Hermione Granger and if I can be of any assistance to you please let me know. I have some abilities that could be helpful.

[Filtered to Team One/Orange]

If we're going to do this, we might as well go all out, right? This is better than I will take donations of everyone's little motel room soaps if you have them. I have a "craft project" and it needs time to dry.

Also, where in this town can I get clear nail polish?

[Edit: Filtered to Alexis Rose]

Hi. I hear you're the nail polish person. Or know where I could obtain some. Or just borrow some for a brief amount of time. I'll return it.

I don't understand.

ROOM 2; DAY 2; MORNING

RONAN LYNCH + LAURA WILSON
THE ROOF OF ROSEBUD INN
(IGNORE THE FIRST VERSION OF THIS, I CAN READ PROMPTS I SWEAR)
LOW?? PROBABLY?? IT'S MILK | IN PROGRESS

( The bag hit the ground and exploded with a liquidy sploosh. Ronan cackled.  )

[Filtered to Finn]
What colour team are you on?

[Filtered to Kylo Ren]
How is it today?

If any of the tasks involve anagrams I'm forfeiting.

Oh no oh no I wasn't prepared for this, I've been up working on a list of things to do all night and I just managed to get it finalized when- Okay! New list.

1. Make new list! - In progress
2. Introduce self to team, figure out objectives
3. Strategy meeting???
4. Oh! Maybe a pep rally for team spirit
5. Do we need matching shirts or hats or something, is there a printing company here?
6. Wait maybe we need a team name too. Any input?
7. Do the things!
8. WIN!!

Hi! I'm Nadia Van Dyne, and if you're on the red team that means you're with me. This is pretty exciting. My credentials- I run a lab team of research scientists back home. Also! I'm a member of the Champions, creator of the Doom fanclub (please sign up, meetings on Tuesdays) and I kicked Ronan's butt last night you should have seen it.

Any questions?

Yo I think there's been a mistake cause it says I'm like in charge of something.

Are we putting together a dance crew?

HERE