To everyone who arrived here on the party bus from the haunted house,
My paternal figure posted a welcome greeting and now here's mine. Alexis Rose, your number one hookup for all things
clambake and good times - also for fashion tips, hair, makeup, nails. I do it all, I know it all. That goes for the guys too - put aside your masculinity hangups and clean yourselves. Don't be smelly and gross.
So yes, ping me if I can assist - also maybe avoid the specially designed smoothies at the cafe, unless you're looking for a good cleanse. Just a little
protip for all you new friends.