The Exam: IC Community

I don't....

I don't really understand. What happened, exactly? Weren't we just...

Did something go wrong?

Ok. So that was one mysterious door, and I definitely just walked through it. Where am I exactly? And what are the chances of one of these fancy rugs being a flying carpet?

This isn’t a great start. My name is John Connor and I just got here.

This puzzle doesn't fill me with a lot of confidence that the weather is going to clear. If I've got it right, it reads: For many days we had been tempest-tossed. Six times had the darkness closed over a wild and terrific scene, and returning light as often brought but renewed distress, for the raging storm increased in fury until on the seventh day all hope was lost.

… which is the opening sentence from The Swiss Family Robinson. If you weren't as big on books as I was as a kid, it's about a family that shipwrecks near an island and has to learn to survive there.

So maybe everyone planning around a storm has the right idea, is what I'm saying.

I've been trying for the last few hours, but I can't do anything about the clouds.

But I was able to make some of the paving stones on the walkways light up, so it should be a little easier to not fall in the pool.

Like Loki just did.

Hands up those of you who haven't had rations for a few days, now.

[Filter: Zemo]

Какова стоимость вашей помощи нам?

So in college once, I had a roommate whose friend left a bottle of gin in our fridge. One night we got so fucked up we just drank everything else from the fridge with the gin, like, mixing it together - ketchup, mustard, the works.  Our vomit was super sad and everything also tasted and smelled like Pine-Sol for some reason.

That describes my experience in Christmas prison, for the most part. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Did anyone else not get across the border this morning? Does anyone know what will happen now that they didn't allow me to cross for work?

Well that's an oopsie doodle dandy.

Hi, I'm Kobik! Where do I get more chocolatey eggs?

Billy.

The universe broke again.

Can you reset it? It doesn't work when I do it.

Slightly less interesting than a dead body in the attic but I'm pretty sure I saw Cthulu's younger brother in the ceiling in the foyer this morning.

Not sure what to do with that, but I figured it'd be important... Or might be.

ooc: After this

Okay guys so if anyone's looking for somewhere to sleep there's an extra room Teddy and I found. There's two pull out couches up there. We got to it via a hidden corridor in room ten.

I mean there's also masks on the walls and a bottomless pit in the middle but that's covered up by planks of wood. It'd be somewhere to sleep, at least...

Who: Billy Kaplan & Teddy Altman
What: A hidden room is revealed
When: Day 1
Where: Bedroom #10
Ratings/Warnings: PG | Brief mention of depressive thinking
Status: Log | Complete

( Are you sure you wanna pass up the opportunity to live in Buffalo Bill's workshop? )

[AVENGERS, minus Steve]*

So I think Steve might have accidentally used the infinity stones to create a weird hell house.

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* OOC Note: Bucky's been watching the house and the Network and would add Avengers to this filter as he sees them, but ping me if you're not sure if you'd be on it.

Who: Billy Kaplan & Eddie Kaspbrack
What: On the hunt for base camp
When: After this
Where: ~around
Rating/Warnings: Med for swearing, will edit if it goes up
Status: In Progress / Closed

( Time to go exploring. )

It says something about my life when this isn't the weirdest thing to have happened to me, it really does.

Also, FYI, I'm the big green hulk-like person but I don't bite, promise. I just can't tap into the power that lets me look like everybody else right now.

Oh! I'm Teddy by the way.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck FUCK Where is everyone else? Oh my god I'm dead jdjdjkdnfkdjfk Breathe, Eds What would Bill do?

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Okay, hi, who's a kid here? You don't have to say anything, just I don't FUCKING know come to the stairs so I can get a headcount and die from an aneurysm, no big deal!!!!. We should stick together while we're figuring all this out.