The Exam: IC Community

If anyone else comes across a bunch of mushrooms, you should know that they're not so much "edible" as they are "incendiary."

I need an adult.

Honestly so far all the survivor challenges have — at least — not seemed too dangerous? Like no one seems to actually need to survive-survive.

I was nervous.

What year is this? Am I anywhere near New York?

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How sure are we that that new puzzle isn't just a tweet from Cher?

How...? Max, where did you go?

Mike?

[Filtered Against Soviets]

So no one has arrested me yet.

Are we going through with this plan? Did someone come up with an alternative?

I'll just come right out and say that I turned in several of you, I do not regret it, and I'd do it again.

My arms are really tired.

[Tony Stark]

I think [...] I got some potato salad? I think it’s potato salad. It might not be potato salad. It smells like vinegar and the death of Aristocracy.

I got it so you could eat something better, and maybe we can give Kobik some?

Always fancied red was my colour, but we've decided it's bad news here, yeah?

I'm wondering if one of you may have a solution to my now limited battery power? This place is uncomfortable.

...Seriously? Again?!

Well, home was nice while it lasted. Please just tell me this place isn't haunted, I don't wanna handle invisible ghosts again.

(Invisible ghosts as opposed to the non-invisible, normal ghosts that I can usually see, for the record.)

Pan and I want to make these:

( Cut for picture )

Does anyone know how to make them?

I'm still about 80% sure the geese are responsible for this. But has anyone else come up with a more cogent theory?

[Filtered to Rey]

Are you all right? You've been quiet the last couple of days.

Figured I ought to make sure nobody had glued your door closed or anything.

Since nobody else seems to be bothered, I've taken the liberty of making a list of potential perpetrators anyone I, Lucifer, can potentially think of, who may be behind our mass captivity. It is by no means an exhaustive list.

• My father. If anyone had already had a god complex... The caveat here is that it makes little sense that I wasn't included in the first round of experiments.


• My mother. Last I saw her I was literally sending her through a portal to create a new world. It would be just like her to then pull me into it. But again, this is round two.


• My brother. Has recently discovered that he was my father's favorite all along, enlarging his already oversized head. I have reason to believe he's got his powers back as well, AND he would definitely do a test run prior to bringing me in. Just maybe not such a gruesome test run.


• Someone else.


• One of us. Like that delightfully cheesy horror movie where their captor was the corpse on the floor all along, someone here is calling the shots.

Feel free to add to the list or name your best suspects!

Sup.

So Canada, eh? Guess I'll take the hockey jersey. No way I'm wearing those dresses.

I'm Michelle. Just call me MJ. It's easier.