I legit haven't saran-wrapped someone's bed since college. That takes me back. Though, yeah, the last time it happened I'm pretty sure I was experiencing a walking blackout after drinking too much hunch punch from a 5-gallon cooler. Surprised I was even walking at all though - even guys nicknamed 'Tank' were unconscious after a dueling battle with that shit.
Anyway. Sorry, Gladio, was just keeping the bed fresh for you.