The Exam: IC Community

[Eleven & Hopper]
You guys still alright? Radio silence makes me nervous.

[Red Team]
Has anyone actually tried the pools here? Like, they smell weird but everything here kind of does? I don't know, they look suspiciously like hot tubs, but I'm not sure I want to trust the water without knowing what I'm climbing into.

[Filtered to Steve Rogers]

How's your wrist after the fight yesterday? Is it still bleeding through the bandages?

You know you can't lose it. Having one hand is my thing.

Anybody seen Lyra?

[FILTERED TO BLOCK ONE]

Team REDRUM

There, that's my contribution. Are we volunteering to get fed to a pit beast, now that's the fucking question.

I mean I'll probably do it anyway but still.

[FILTERED TO DECLAN LYNCH]

I need to tell you something and you're not gonna fucking like it. I don't even know what it mea I'm at least 70% sure it's not my fault.

This is one hell of a concussion.

When did I get the concussion?

The sun set; the dusk fell on the stream, and lights began to appear along the shore. The Chapman light-house, a three-legged thing erect on a mud-flat, shone strongly. Lights of ships moved in the fairway—a great stir of lights going up and going down. And farther west on the upper reaches the place of the monstrous town was still marked ominously on the sky, a brooding gloom in sunshine, a lurid glare under the stars.

“And this also,” said Marlow suddenly, “has been one of the dark places of the earth.”

This seems a bad time for homework assignments. I do not understand the purpose of the quiz either, there was no results page provided.

My signal must be experiencing interference from the storm and I am uncertain of my GPS coordinates. Has anyone seen my father? We somehow got separated and I am unable to connect to his network. I'm afraid the lightning might have...

Nobody is out there in this, are they?

Anybody caught outside of the main building, let us know where you are and who's with you here in this post. We can better coordinate efforts to get to you if we know where you are.

How sure are we that that new puzzle isn't just a tweet from Cher?

What the hell is a Pokemon?

[Bucky Barnes]

How weird would you feel about turning me in to the Soviets?

I've got some items we can use to barter for things: what's most needed and I'll try and get it.

Food and medicine are running low, tell me what you need and I'll try and get it for you.

At least there doesn't seem to be a war on.

Steve Rogers

I'm torn between saving the schnapps for what's likely to come and raising a glass for lost friends.

But alcohol doesn't affect you, does it? Sometimes I forget It's still odd to me I'm not sure what to say

There's no place like home.

[Filtered to Steve Rogers]

Steve.

There's some guy at the cafe staring at me. Took me a minute to notice, but I think he's been at it for about five minutes.

Why.

where can i get more soap chocolate?
i want all of them
so i can eat all of them

It's not a very funny joke to mess with people's food you know.

I'd take a moment to introduce myself, but I've never had much of a taste for performative modesty and of course, you already know me, Television's Moira Rose, from my tenure on the serial daytime drama Sunrise Bay as the capricious and cunning Vivien Blake. But there's no need to be intimidated! If there is anything you need, I'll be sure to have my husband Johnny Rose help you with it right away.

Now, I must welcome you, my esteemed and apotheosized guests, to our humble and unpretentious excursionist's getaway. I hope each and every one of you enjoyed your first sleep in our folksy bedsteads.

Please, allow Roland to have the honour of turning the sheets and tidying up your rooms while you enjoy all the wonderous rustic conveniences Schitt's Creek has to offer.

To the truly adventurous, I highly recommend a visit to Rose Apocathary for a taste of the countryside. Rose Apocathary carries only locally sourced, handmade products, such as soaps and hand creams, as well as wines and cheeses from nearby farms.

And for the bold and brave, Café Tropical will make you a lunch special unlike anything you, or the chef, has ever seen before. It's truly a once in a lifetime experience.

To everyone who arrived here on the party bus from the haunted house,

My paternal figure posted a welcome greeting and now here's mine. Alexis Rose, your number one hookup for all things clambake and good times - also for fashion tips, hair, makeup, nails. I do it all, I know it all. That goes for the guys too - put aside your masculinity hangups and clean yourselves. Don't be smelly and gross.

So yes, ping me if I can assist - also maybe avoid the specially designed smoothies at the cafe, unless you're looking for a good cleanse. Just a little protip for all you new friends.

Think we found the room above the ballroom.

Just some weird ass bedroom that looks like a wild animal tore through it. Something a lot bigger than the rats. Only thing left standing was a a glass box full of rose petals and a mirror.

Well. Now just the box.

I think I found something unusual in the ballroom, anyone want to come take a look with me?