DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

@rogueaurors: Gawain Robards believed we could do better.
@rogueaurors: He was a veteran of the First Wizarding War, and (imho) one of his finest achievements was arresting Bellatrix Lestrange. She cut him down as he reminded us the rule of law and democracy should be the only way we effect change.
@rogueaurors: The Death Eaters have stolen that from us. They've overrun the Ministry, installing themselves and their puppets and 'allies'. Corban Yaxley mocks the office he used to serve by continuing to claim he's an "Auror" when we all know the truth.
@rogueaurors: That doesn't mean we give up. It doesn't mean we have given up.
@rogueaurors: "If you want to rebel, rebel from inside the system. That's much more powerful than rebelling outside the system."
@rogueaurors: Stay safe, Britain. But don't stay idle.

@ThePitch: We may not be on the air anymore, but we're not gone
@ThePitch: Unfortunately we're reporting to the Quidditch community the death of Keaton Flitney in the early hours of last morning
@ThePitch: We would like to take a moment to remember Keaton Flitney's contributions both on and off the pitch and all he did for the Sport
@ThePitch: [long list of Keaton's accomplishments and charitable work]

@weasleyww: As you may or may not have heard correctly, there was indeed a large explosion at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes in Diagon Alley late last Monday, March 5th.
@weasleyww: We apologize for the slow update, but all employees and residents made it out safely. No customers were harmed.
@weasleyww: While the DMLE might not give a puffskin's turd about the real terrorists these days, we know that this was the work of Death Eaters. Guess they not only hate Muggleborns, but also FUN!! What a shock.
@weasleyww: Unfortunately the damage was extensive enough we are having to close our Diagon location until further notice, and will be on a bit of a hiatus while we recover and recoup. But don't you worry, humour-lovers of Wizarding Britain!
@weasleyww: This isn't the last of us. We're way too stubborn for that. Stay tuned for future updates.

@OOTP: In case you missed it, the DMLE hired Death Eater Graham Montague yesterday. So if you had any doubts about whether or not Yaxley's DMLE is here to protect you, put those to rest! It's not.

@aestheticwarrior: Hello Albion! THIS is what happens when riff raff does not honour our culture.
@aestheticwarrior: DMLE be on the lookout for a little package! This is for the dispirited amongst you!

So I do not flood the comm, please feel free to presume the package has been delivered via two snowy owls to the DMLE. Neatly tied, of course.

@youcancallmeal DM @awardedcall i don't know if you check this or if you're real or if that video was real but on the off chance it was can you please tell my mum i said happy mother's day
@youcancallmeal DM @awardedcall and that i'm sorry for everything
@youcancallmeal DM @awardedcall thanks

@OOTP: Meanwhile, back at Order headquarters, we're redoubling our efforts to track down the actual terrorists, the @deatheaters.
@OOTP: Don't forget that Corban Yaxley represents the Death Eaters' presence in the DMLE.

@roguemomstaffer: corban yaxley wouldn't know justice if it bit him in the manbun & listening to him opine FAILING WARDS & blaming vigilantes definitely made us lose our appetite
@roguemomstaffer: ask yourselves why this ministry is now consistently BLAMING its lack of administrative powers and capabilities on vigilantes.
@roguemomstaffer: could it be because mayhem, murder and malfeasance doesn't effectively run a government? hmmmmm. we think so. and you know what else we think?
@roguemomstaffer: we think time's ticking on their tenous grasp on power because you see what people can do! there's rebellion. not just in hearts, but in the streets.
@roguemomstaffer: btw hope you're following our friends at @rogueaurors & @lumosmaxima (:

@rogueaurors: CONSTANT VIGILANCE
@rogueaurors:This was renowned Auror Alastor Moody’s catch-cry, and one that seems even more relevant today than ever.
@rogueaurors: The Ministry is already tracking you for the Death Eaters.
@rogueaurors: Watch your wards. Check and double check them, or stay somewhere else if you can’t be sure. Don’t accept offers from anyone you don’t trust to check them.
@rogueaurors: Be vigilant. Be prepared. And be safe.

@awardedcall has joined Hooter!
@awardedcall DM @youcancallmeal Alicia, you don't know me, but I wanted to see that you got this message.
@awardedcall DM @youcancallmeal [ A short video of Alan and Andrea Spinnet waving and saying hello and that they're safe. They tell Alicia and Drew to stay out of trouble, and ask Jess to mind the bulbs. The wall behind them is charmed to look like a beach. It's clearly an illusion (and not a great one) but it covers up the actual room so there's no way to tell where the video was shot. ]
@awardedcall DM @youcancallmeal Please tell your brother and sister, but otherwise this has to stay a secret.

@rogueaurors: Just in case you needed another reason not to trust your ministry or the MRC:
@rogueaurors: those ID cards we're all carrying around are riddled with tracking charms.
@rogueaurors: Tracking charms that have been used to assist the Death Eaters in their attacks and will undoubtedly continue to be used by them in the future.
@rogueaurors: We implore you to leave the IDs behind when and if you do not need them.
@rogueaurors: It could be the deciding factor in whether you live or die.
@rogueaurors: Be vigilant. Be prepared. And be safe.

@starbeaks: We'd like to apologise for the love potion in yesterday's confidence boosting strawberry honey caramel syrup. The employee responsible has been dealt with and reported to the DMLE!
@starbeaks: Love is a many Splenda® thing, but Starbeaks doesn't condone the use of potions to acheive it!
@starbeaks: Bring in yesterday's receipt for a free coffee and scone on us!

@FunAndDone: Come celebrate magical heritage with us at @BOTCH's society gala of the year on 14 Feb! #BOTCHPARTY #FunAndDone #Parties #SocietyGala #14Feb #Feb14
@FunAndDone: Featuring Sergei Nureyev, Nina Fontaine, the Great Humberto, book signing by Sinistra Lowe, AND A SPECIAL GUEST! See you there! #BOTCHPARTY #FunAndDone
@FunAndDone: Limited tickets still available! #BOTCHPARTY #FunAndDone

@OOTP: In before the Death Eater media — Gawain Robards was murdered tonight. He wasn't one of us, but he was a good man who sacrificed a lot because he wanted to make our world a better place.
@OOTP: You @deatheaters and their collaborators act like the truth is something you stepped in, but there's going to come a day when what really happened is going to damn every last one of you.
@OOTP: To quote the great Katniss Everdeen, "Fire is catching. If we burn, you burn with us."

@roguemomstaffer: to tell you the truth, all of us bureaucrats? we were idealists. we believed in the government's ability to protect and provide for its people. we believed in the government's ability to right a listing ship. that's b/c the
@roguemomstaffer: purpose of democracy - the love of it - lies in equality. and we believed that the republic's core identity could not be stolen from beneath her. but there's something we forgot. a republic requires virtue; sacred purpose, and united goals which the majority share.
@roguemomstaffer: we still believe the majority shares a love for equality. but we also believe the majority is running scared from a group of vicious murderers who have infected our republic like a cancer.
@roguemomstaffer: you guessed it, all. death eaters.
@roguemomstaffer: tonight death eaters killed a representative of our government within the sacred space of the wizengamot. and that representative defined and identified with a purpose and a belief that we share: the death eater cancer must be cut from us if we are to ever live without fear for our lives.
@roguemomstaffer: so we're back to begging you: be brave. be brave and remember that you're more than them. be brave and remember that truth and justice and equality aren't just ideals. they're shields.
@roguemomstaffer: we challenge the people to rise up and demand justice for the dead, for the living, for those who fight, and for those who hope for better days.

@lumosmaxima: In response to an article posted by @thedailyprophet re: the Dearborn murder, our team feels its important to address the unreliability of the sources
@lumosmaxima: The crimes of Rodolphus & Rabastan Lestrange are many, varied, and posted at tiny.wiz/ghdhs. This is an incomplete list & is already horrific. They are known liars
@lumosmaxima: The Dearborn family have actively participated in shaping their society for the better through their professions and personalities. They are upstanding citizens or would be if Death Eaters didn't run the country
@lumosmaxima: Any act from the Lestranges is undoubtedly not one of kindness, but of self-interest, spite, hatred and violence. The Dearborns are already decent people, who are now grieving
@lumosmaxima: They were attacked. Their mother was murdered. The Lestranges are liars.
@lumosmaxima: Call this what it is: an attack, a murder, a longstanding grudge. A horrific display of purist violence
@lumosmaxima: Your spin is bad @thedailyprophet

@wheresbellasknife Hey @deatheaters!
@wheresbellasknife Can you please let dear Beallatrix know I have found her knife?
@wheresbellasknife Turns out it was embedded in my side from her stabbing me this whole time!
@wheresbellasknife picture
@wheresbellasknife This little bugger is holding onto it for me right now, but who knows where it will show up next!
@wheresbellasknife Follow this handle on Hooter and Wizta for updates.
@wheresbellasknife 😘



OOC: Please pretend that knife is the curse knife please and thank you.

@OOTP: Why would we attack a Quidditch match? We were there to help. @deatheaters were there to harm.

@ThePitch: BREAKING UPDATES: Order of the Phoenix attacks, takes lives, gets Quidditch cancelled.
@ThePitch: Statements by Head of Games & Sport Lucius Malfoy point out true culprits.
@ThePitch: Please join us in a moment of silence for all the victims of this senseless vigilante violence.
@ThePitch: Afterwards, tune in to the WWN for a special discussion on what this means for our beloved game and why vigilantes have to ruin everything.

@ThePitch: BREAKING: Reports are coming in of a Death Eater attack at the Puddlemere United v Montrose Magpies match. More details to come.
@ThePitch: At least five confirmed deaths so far. The injured are being taken to St Mungo's.
@ThePitch: The pitch in Puddletown has been completely destroyed. It's absolute chaos here.
@ThePitch: Tune in now to WWN for up to the minute updates live on location. -BS

@lordruthven: Death Eaters blame string of Death Eater attacks on muggle kitchen fires: "We kept turning the gas on and convincing them they'd forgotten to turn it off."
@lordruthven: Well-respected duelling instructor murdered, leaving students unprepared for attackers who ignore rules of duelling: "We expected civility. Our training never prepared us for barbarism."
@lordruthven: Listeners shocked by newest winternet podcasts: "We only trust reputable news sources, even when they're lying to us."

@OOTP: Just remember, the Order is here to deal with the @deatheaters scourge.

@deatheaters: Thank you to @lumosmaxima for finally noticing our Bath handiwork and letting everyone know!
@deatheaters: We value all news sources dedicated to sharing our exploits with the public.
@deatheaters: Just remember, Death Eaters are here to deal with the muggle scourge.

@roguemomstaffer: DP shills yellow journalism, in case you were wondering
@roguemomstaffer: Morgan Robards? Hero of the First War, now mown down by Death Eaters in his 80th year. Taught many a young person how to duel and defend themselves. Carol Robards? Celebrated herbologist loved by many. Guess you haven't read 1001 ways to use the plants of the Irish bogs.
@roguemomstaffer: Oh btw Roxanne Douglas was a damn good witch, she was someone's family, not an Undesirable. We support Gawain Robards because it's his intent to sweep the Death Eaters from the Ministry and rebuild our government.
@roguemomstaffer: Death Eaters are so afraid they're killing the people he loves. His family. Citizens. The elderly. People we should care for - are Death Eaters so cowardly that they go after an 80 year old man and his wife? It's sick and you should say so.
@roguemomstaffer: We should - like Gawain Robards - have the courage of our convictions.
@roguemomstaffer: And #heydolores - we're watching you. We see you getting chummy with genocidal maniacs like Bellatrix Lestrange. What's that getting you, at the end of the day? Pius Thicknesse doesn't have a braincell left to rub together and Ignatius Travers is the wizarding epitome of Dapper Dan so what are you playing at?

@lumosmaxima: don't buy the lines fed to you by the daily prophet & the wwn?
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