byron kettleburn (byron) wrote in disordersocial, @ 2018-01-24 01:05:00 |
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Entry tags: | !! hoots, byron kettleburn |
@lordruthven: Death Eaters blame string of Death Eater attacks on muggle kitchen fires: "We kept turning the gas on and convincing them they'd forgotten to turn it off."
@lordruthven: Well-respected duelling instructor murdered, leaving students unprepared for attackers who ignore rules of duelling: "We expected civility. Our training never prepared us for barbarism."
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