DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

@lordruthven: Death Eaters blame string of Death Eater attacks on muggle kitchen fires: "We kept turning the gas on and convincing them they'd forgotten to turn it off."
@lordruthven: Well-respected duelling instructor murdered, leaving students unprepared for attackers who ignore rules of duelling: "We expected civility. Our training never prepared us for barbarism."
@lordruthven: Listeners shocked by newest winternet podcasts: "We only trust reputable news sources, even when they're lying to us."