DISORDER SOCIAL MEDIA

@lordruthven: Man who witnessed Ministry protests says he's always wanted to join an angry mob before promptly boarding a lift: 'There's just never been a good time. Maybe someday.'
@lordruthven: Minister Thicknesse denied potions from St Mungo's after misplacing his ID. Witnesses claim he begged them, shouting, 'Please, it's the only way I can sleep at night!'
@lordruthven: The Daily Prophet announces plans to continue publishing lies: 'From now on, we will only publish the truth,' Malfoy said, lying through her teeth.
@lordruthven: Fenrir Greyback denies allegations of corruption and violating Ministry truce, citing loophole: 'I don't kill them anymore, I just turn them.'
@lordruthven: Department of Magical Games and Sports becomes new front for Death Eater recruitment under Lucius Malfoy: 'It's time for the athletes to play for a new team.'

( Wiztagram )

@thequibbler: IS V*LDEM*RT GROOMING YOUR CHILDREN INTO DEATH EATERS? Probably. qblr.mag/CM5tF
@thequibbler: .@thequibbler The Death Eaters of Hogwarts are forcing your children to sit through detention after detention with Dolores Umbridge's BLOOD QUILLS. Why?
@thequibbler: .@thequibbler Because your children aren't performing dark magic to a Death Eater's standards.
@thequibbler: .@thequibbler SHOULD YOUR SEVENTH YEARS BE FORCED TO USE AN ENTRAIL EXPELLING CURSE ON A MOUSE? No!
@thequibbler: .@thequibbler SHOULD YOUR SIXTH YEARS BE PUNISHED FOR BEING INCAPABLE OF BREWING A DRAUGHT OF DESPAIR? No!
@thequibbler: .@thequibbler SHOULD ANY STUDENT BE FORCED TO SPEND AN ENTIRE NIGHT IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST FOR ANY REASON? No!
@thequibbler: .@thequibbler WOULD HARRY POTTER STAND FOR THIS? No! SHOULD YOU? Absolutely not!
@thequibbler: .@thequibbler Contact your school governors! SILENCE IS CONSENT!