Usually, when someone attempts to invade my personal space and goose me over not wearing green because I don't
want to be invisible to leprechauns, I turn around and throw hands and tell them that St. Patrick's color is actually blue. Not green. Also, it is an entirely American tradition and we're not in America, so I'm gonna protest. But I guess I'll also just have to accept that I'm gonna have bruises on my ass by the end of the day. Cause you can't throw hands at ghosts.
As a loosely connected aside. What am I supposed to do with
this? I mean, I know what I'm supposed to do with it but I'm not looking to wake up with a disembodied penis in my bed or one sprouting out of my forehead or dicks for hands, so... who wants it?