Bellum Letale--A Pre-Made Roleplaying Community

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I was the Count.

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Able to keep the tiger locked up last night?

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How did the Full Moon treat you?

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And how did the Full Moon treat you? Is Gina alright, why the fuck was she crying? If she's Mercedes then she's going to

[ Phone Call to Sam ]

[The call is placed at 9:14 PM on Wednesday.]

[Ring]


[ Phone Call to Luther ]

[The call is placed immediately after her call to Sam concludes.]

[Ring]

{ Both of these texts are sent shortly after this awesome mess }

[ Text to Sam ]

Bellum is official Coincidence Central and Dysfunction Junction at the same fucking time. Fuck this building.


[ Text to Luther ]

Bringing two six-packs home after work. Your apt or mine?

Riddle me this Bellum - hypothetically, how many of you believe the next Full Moon will go as "planned"? I need to get them out of here if it does

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Contract is in your mailbox. Let me know if everything is in order and if anything needs to be changed.

[Group Locked to D2A and D2B]

YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED YOU FUCKING NUMBSKULL AND WHERE WILL I BE THEN? AND WHAT ABOUT GINA YOU

There were a few mentions of a dinner between the three of us awhile ago. My schedule is open the next week and [...] considering recent events, we might as well get down to business. Lucas, I think I have a plan that will work.

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Prideux, it's a shame we've never met in person. Cocktails on me and a chance to trade stories. What do you say?

Now, I have always considered myself to be quite the generous man, and because of that, I have taken some of my very own time to compile this list for everyone in here. You see, I'm worried about all of you. The state of your mental health, in particular.

I have taken the liberty of contacting several psychologists and psychiatrists in the city and have explained to them the very unique situation all of you seem to be experiencing. After explaining to them how concerned I was about all of you, they have agreed to stop by later this week to check on everyone.

So. If you hear a knock at your door and someone claiming to be a psychiatrist or psychologist answers, do not fear. They are just there to help you!

No need to thank me. All of you getting better and finding your sanity once more is thanks enough.

I've called and canceled the visits I've arranged. I'm sorry that that people here see an offer of help as something to be angry about.

Go on about your lives.

{ Sent at 9:35 on the night of the Fail Moon }

HEY guess what? IM NOT GREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[After Tegan wakes up, Locked as a group to D2B, 1202A, 1104, 1004, 904, 905A, 703, 401. Basically those who've been helping with the boys or them.]

Hi everyone.

I just wanted to give everyone an update and, again, thank you all for helping out while things have been [...] pretty nuts.

Good news though is that Tegan woke up last night. They've moved her to her own room and she's awake. Not totally coherent or talking yet, but her prognosis is pretty hopeful. I attached the room information in case you want to see her now she's awake or just send your get well stuff.

For the people that were there though [...] she probably won't remember you right now. She doesn't really remember anything that happened to why she'd be in the hospital. Doctors say it's the mind's way to escape trauma and stuff I still can't remember the details of my mom's so

I'm taking the boys up to visit her today. So, I don't need anybody to stop by and check up, since they'll be with me.

Again. Thanks for this, everyone. I don't think I'd have been able to do this without your help.

{Posted on Thursday, June 24th late in the evening}

Fuck should I even This is gonna be a mistake But I have to know if she

I'm looking for [...] the woman that helped me and Ella with Tegan back in Russia. Do I have to say anything more? I don't want to tell everyone what I'm sorry I never caught your name due to [...] circumstances. Shoot me a message so I know you got back okay when you get the chance. Thanks.

[Posted on the evening of the 23rd]

As we've had a recent influx of new residents in the building, I decided a public announcement is in order. If you aren't aware, the Full Moon is on Saturday. The sun will set at approximately 8:31 PM - and this is when the changes will occur.

Those of you who travelled through time recently or have been here for the transformations before, know the drill. When the sun sets our fictional counterparts come out to varying degrees. They can be dangerous and it's best advised that you either lock yourself in your apartment or head down to the safe room in 109. Last month, the building took care of things - but we can't rely on it now. It's best to be prepared and if they move us again, it cannot hurt.

If you are in need of any assistance, please reply to this post - likewise, if you or loved ones are the hospital, we can only hope that they'll be alright there.

To those of you who helped with the safe room before - your assistance could be used again.

[After returning from this epic adventure]

hey! babybabybabybabybabybabybabybaby!!! guess what? i want to plow you like an amish guy supporting his family

Well. What to say about Batfucked Letale? I don't think there's much else to add that hasn't already been said. 'Hang in there' sounds about right though.

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Hey, just wanted to let you know that today was Mentos and Diet Coke Explosion Day outside with the kids. Went a little something like this. We had a competition to see who could shoot the explosion the highest in the air. The six year old kicked our asses. How's Tegan?

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Hope the building didn't decide to suck you into a vortex because it realized it missed you the last time. Got a minute for a quick chat?

Hello! My name is Pilar and I've moved into Apt. 707 with my sister Mimi. Some of you might have already run into her already. I just thought I'd apologize about the noise. I know we just got here, but there is much redecorating to be done before we can call our house a home. On another note, living out of boxes and eating pizza all the time is adventurous and all, but does anyone know a good take-out restaurant that delivers in this area? We moved on short notice and haven't gotten a chance to scope out the area. The door's currently open perpetually while we let the fumes of the glue air out of the apartment if anyone wants to stop by and say "Hi!" or help out.

{Posted on June 22nd, 3 days after they returned to Bellum}

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I'm not sure how to word this, as I seem to have a talent for coming across as angry or unfeeling on these forums. I would like to emphasize that in this instance, I am neither of those things. Perhaps a little angry.

I know that we didn't part on the best terms, but given what had happened after I saw you last [...]

You don't have to elaborate. You don't have to explain or say anything further if that is your will. But please. Please let me know that you returned to Bellum safely.

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It seems that you had a rather harsh introduction to Bellum Letale. Are you well?

So.

[...]

Can we have a roll call or something? To make sure everyone's back where they're supposed to be? Like, is anybody missing anyone?

Um, I was going to introduce myself before, but I didn't have the chance before being sent to Russia. I'm Sebastian Burke, I moved here very recently from Virginia. I'm a new nurse at Country General Hospital. I'm twenty-one, I have a bachelor's in nursing, and I now live in room #602. You can stop by if you need anything ever, if you want.

It's nice to meet you all.

{Posted around 10:30 the morning after they get back}

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How's your back? Were you able to sleep okay? And before you ask, I'm just fine.

I'm going to be gone for about 3 days. Luther's car is down in Florida, and I'm going with him to get it. I just have to get the fuck out of here for a little bit Would you mind keeping an eye on Zeph for me? If you aren't feeling up to it, don't say you'll do it, I'll just find somebody else.

I'll have my cell on me. [#cell phone number goes here] Let me know how you're doing.


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You make it back okay, Not-Hugh-Jackman?

I'm not... feeling too hot. And I've got a headache that just. Ugh. Comes and goes. I've already taken stuff for it. Anyone know something else that could help? I'm about ready to cry from this.

I'm afraid my newness in the area has left me at a disadvantage. What are some of the recommended attractions and sights to see in the area? Or even in a two hour drive? I have a friend coming from out of town as well and I need some diversions for him, as we talk business.

Good enough excuse, for trying out these new supplies, if we have cameras here.

I'm looking for a wolfhound puppy, a girl. She responds to the name Seamus.

Ginger ale was in fact invented by a doctor. However, I'm fairly certain that more than one party was involved in the act of its purloining; thus, let us then say that it was naively conspired. Purloined!? Why, yes. All ideas are stolen from the realm of the-not-yet-known. Inevitably, each idea is thrown into a mess of plenty of ideas, of which is called reality. Where it is then evidently carbonated and shuffled with ginger, madagascan vanilla, star anise, and other like spices which are subtle, yet bring out the poignant monologue of the stomach easing ginger ale blend.

What I mean to say, is that mostly anything created by doctors is in fact safe, drinkable, and often edible. For the respect of the brain-children of science, I indulge in medicine. Why don't you? I have a prescription. There's a cold going around. Does anyone have a cold? The sniffles? The wiffles? Feeling unlike yourself? I can help. I'm very helpful and thoughtful. My moon is in Pisces.

nOW FOR MY NEXt trick, I'll need a volunteer--don't fret folks!

... The last one only spent two weeks in the ICU ...

sHOULD i SEE you and feel you may be needing some yourself, I'll do well to suggest for your sake. My observation skills are as astute, impeccable, and infallible as Galileo. I will be able to tell if you have an ailment requiring cough medicine. Of course, my opinion and kindness are all given through the abundance and goodness of my heart, whereas that wretched doctor would tell the world that HE invented ginger ale ALONE and by HIMSELF! For this my face is sad for you.