August 2010



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May. 26th, 2010


Okay this is the biggest load of bullshit ever. I'm fucking drowning in candles and beans. You all better be fucking suffering too.

Apr. 16th, 2010


Yeah, I posted the list. Obviously that didn't work out so well, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. Sorry.

Can we move on now to the part where we try to keep people from dying when the full moon comes?

[Note: After this, Daniel does send Iris a forum note of explanation locked to her, but she never responds.]

Apr. 5th, 2010


Under the door of 606

Slipped under the door of 606 )

Mar. 30th, 2010



[During this]

does any one in the building know remedial first aid how to sew up someone whos injured.

please respond.

Mar. 24th, 2010


Hey twitchy (aka the guy who got attacked by a wolf),

Talk to me.

Feb. 20th, 2010



I [...] relocated. Temporarily.


Thank you for the letters. I'm working on some journal entries if I can write a coherent sentence but I'll try to write back. My handwriting is horrible.

[Public. YES. PUBLIC OMG.]

When is it supposed to warm up?

Feb. 14th, 2010


[Private to 606]


On a scale from 1 to 10, how obnoxiously condescending opinionated meddlesome bossy curious moralistic

Am I completely impossible? Is that why you left?

Feb. 13th, 2010


Locked to 102.

You know any places that don't ask for references or shit?


Locked to #606.

[Two hours or so this meeting, which went so well.]

They've gone now. Bring up one of those bottles, and I'll pay you twice whatever you paid for it. Just avoid being seen, if you can walk in a straight line long enough.

Jan. 28th, 2010


[public from 301a]


I have two splendid volunteers who are willing to assist me, but I need at least one more person, possibly two. Does someone in this building (a) have a vehicle capable of transporting said piano? (b) and/or know anything about pianos like how to tune them?

Craigslist! It beckons! Do not ignore its siren song!

If you help you will be my best friend forever and I will teach you the Charlie Chaplin dance. You know you wanna.

Jan. 22nd, 2010


[Locked to 606]

William, if you ignore this post, I'll show up at your door, and you know I'll bring a book and stay there indefinitely.

Someone said you were hurt?


Locked: 606/102

[After seeing this]

Broken rib?


[After the Anon Post.]

I'm not dead. So touched by your goddamn concern. Now shut the hell up.

[Locked to 606. After this.]

You better get that looked at. Looks like a broken rib.

Jan. 17th, 2010


[After finding this.]

Somebody forgot a box in the hall. It's got a little--loud--cat in it.

Are you going to come back and pick it up?

Nov. 27th, 2009


Pardon for the lateness, there was no internet where I was O.o

[Backdated to the day of Thanksgiving...aka yesterday.]

To whoever left cookies in my mailbox:

I went to the park and threw them at birds. And mimes.

You're welcome.

Nov. 25th, 2009


posted by #102

Angry ass landlord and fucked up pipes? Should I just stop unpacking now?

I’m Max, by the way. The new guy on the first floor. Sorry to my new neighbors if I kept anyone up last night. Especially when the couch just slipped out of my hands. But that should be the last time. Everything else was meant to be moved by one guy without much trouble.

Nov. 5th, 2009


It rained earlier today, which is novel in the fact that rain has its days numbered. Of course it was a short rain, almost shy, but still rain. It's getting close to the time of year when the rain will start turning to icy mush and then soon after that we'll have snow. Until that precious dip in the temperatures, any rain we get will simply feel like ice but have the water like ability to pierce through your clothing and leave you chilled till whenever you can properly dry off.

The feeling is slightly invigorating in a way that vaguely reminds me of hypothermia.

Should anyone care to bring an umbrella with them tomorrow, it likely won't rain. Umbrella remembering scares off rain quite well.

Nov. 4th, 2009


Posted by IP 207.88.696.0031

[posted from his favorite computer at the public library]

[private] It's starting to get cold out. Absolutely no idea how I'll be able to make it through this one, of course.
Ever since my coat got stolen, I...

Note to self: Grab a winter coat from somewhere. Shopping mall might be too obvious. Steal from tourist? [/private]

Anyone else not looking forward to winter?