Missing King Cobra
. If anyone happens upon him, he will answer to the name Ra if cooed to him delicately, and only bites those wearing any colored slacks which are not black. A reward of $200 has been saved up by me personally and will be afforded to the founder upon Ra's safe return.
Please return Ra to:
Miles Glass The Magnificent
P.S. Ra, if you're reading this, you're sorely missed. Please come back home.